Bazooka Joe

Bazooka Joe is an adventurous and humorous fella. He truly is a fearless person and he loves to drink alcohol. Hes best friends includes the Jinjos who live in the Jinjo village quite near the cabin of Joe, Moles the beaver, Kazooie the bird and of course the shaman Mumbo Jumbo.

It was a sunny afternoon few weeks ago when Joe was in Jinjo village visiting his friends and drinking very strong alcohol with them. He sang some nostalgic songs from his younger days with his dear friends when a bunch of odd looking creatures came to the village from the jungle. They were all black.

Those creatures wore only big leaves in their groin to - possibly - cover their testicles and their penis. Joe was fairly sure that they had such organs because they possessed all masculine characteristics Joe was familiar with. Joe knew, however, that he might be wrong about this. It might well be that those black savage looking creatures had no such organs as penis and testicles. Maybe they were different in that sense. How could one know, Joe thought. He was, however, very interested about this issue.

Suddenly those beasts started to make infernal noise. They approached Joe while making wild gestures with their long arms and speaking some obscure language. Of course Joe was very interested about these new creatures and he called to his friend, Mumbo Jumbo, to come and translate their language to Joe. Mumbo came very quicky and started to translate:

"We are the black niggers from the jungle. We want some alcohol. We have seen you and your friends drinking it here. We know what alcohol is because we have been visited by a group of strange beings from the sky who have brought alcohol with them to our village. The men of our tribe are now very fond of that drink and they want nothing as much as to being able to fill their stomach with it. We beg you: please give us some alcohol or our tribe is doomed."

Joe was very happy to hear this. He told his friends that they better get all the alcohol which was present at the village and make up a huge party in honor of their new friends. Soon the party got started and everybody began to drink alcohol in huge amounts. It was not very long until everybody was drunk. Black Niggers told Joe that he was a very good and honourable man and that they would like to Make him their tribe member. Joe was delighted.

There was one condition, however, which involved a ceremony of a certain kind. Joe was told that this ceremony was a tradition of black niggers, an initiation of a sort. In order to become a respected member of the black nigger - tribe one must push his penis and testicles into their original place which of course is inside ones stomach. Everybody knows that before testicles fall into their permanent place they reside inside the stomach.

Joe was quite shocked. He did not know what to say. Of course he was very honoured but the pain and terror he would have to undergo made him sweat all over the place. He asked the tribe leader if there were some other way he could become a respected black nigger - tribe member. There were no other way. The feat was the only way. It was the ultimate test.

So this was Joes destiny. He must push his testicles and penis inside his stomach to prove that he is the man to join the black nigger tribe as an honourary member. In order to give some courage and confidence to Joe, the black niggers took off the leaves from their groin and exposed their sexual organs to Joe. And indeed: their penis and testicles were pushed inside their belly. It was a grotesque sight but there were no alternatives. Joe was a man of dignity and he decided to accept the pain in order to prove his worthiness.

That being said, Joe grabbed his cock and started to push it inside his belly. He used all the powers he got and screamed in agony. Finally he succeed. His cock and balls were inside his belly and he raised his hands up as a mark of an victory. He was granted the membership of the black nigger tribe and he also got the right to bang those nigger lady's whenever he wanted. Of course he has to dig is cock out of his belly before that and it might not be an easy feat at all. Everything that mattered for Joe at that moment, however, was that he had proved his worthiness and there were enormous amounts of strong alcohol to drink and good friends to hang with. In that night Joe was a happy man indeed.

More stories about Joes remarkable adventures are on the way. Please be patient.