Hunter vai paladin?

Hunter Warlockin ja Roguen ohella on pelin paras soolous luokka. Itse en ole pelannut, mutta seurannut vierestä tuttavan pelatessa, ja helposti hän kykeni suorittamaan monet omalle tasolle liian korkeat tehtävät sooloten. Jousi/tussari kärsii huomattavasti vähemmän lvl eroista kuin mikään melee ase, hunter kykenee tappamaan 5 tasoa korkeamman vihollisen, kun mikään lähitaistelija ei samaan kykene. Jos meinaat paladinin pyöräyttää, niin suositeltava ammatti olisi engineer kompensoidakseen paladinin heikkouksia (pitkänmatkan aseen/taidon puute ja juoksijoiden pysäyttäminen).

Lihan raahaaminen on kyllä taakka, mutta ei yhtä suuri kuin Warlockin Soul Shardit. Ja jotta vihollinen pysyisi visusti lemmikin kimpussa on hyvä seurata tämän agron (vihan) kehitystä. Pistät muikean Aimed Shotin (mikäli se sinulla on) vasta kun lemmikki on käyttänyt parit Taunt kyvyt. Antaa petin ottaa ensimmäisenä iskua ennenkuin lähtee ammuskelemaan(tosin eihän sitä lemmikkiä aina voi lähettää ensimmäisenä), stingit voi heittää heti alkuun sillä ne eivät aiheuta pahemmin agroa.

En ole hunteria tai warlockia pelannut 40 tasolle, mutta eräässä patchissä sanottiin korjaavan ainakin warlockin osalta lemmikin taakse jääminen.

Tässä mahtava kuvaus paladinin käheistä ominaisuuksista. Osatkaa englantia.

"Ive noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options.
But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladins. Paladins were not desgined to be
hybrid tanks/healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.

Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while
downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "1", and minimize your window.
Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl on girl action.
Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and
pornographic fruits of the internet, without much concern over your paladin's welfare. After a mintute, I go back
to WoW, and usually my paladin is still alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so
pleasurable and convenient for me; the abilty to simutaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at
the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their
foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.

DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch my boobies. Combat interactivity?
Overrated. Id much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for
the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot porn directly to your computer. That is why we have the
high armor class, the healing ability, and the low, low, DPS.

As for PVP, nothing is better than getting into battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls
take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum of interaction is necessary for a paladin to perform, and it is
this very quality that I love most about my paladin. I doubt rogues get any time to watch porn while trying to
vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet shamans havent seen a single naked breast while figuring out what totem
to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.

In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download
porn. Hammer of Justice allows us a quick 6 second glimpse at naked women while our opponent is stunned, and Divine
Shield allows a leisurely 12 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, paladins have cornered the market on the
pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.

It saddens me that many paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of their character, and are in
fact lobbying for increased DPS or more combat options, unnecessary frivolties that would only harm our pornography
downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is
great to grind with while grinding your loins."


Goodhelm, 33 NE druid