Aikoinaan joku paikallinen "sankari" yllättäen kännissä meni maijan luokse, koputti ikkunaan ja poliisin avattua ikkunan kysyi "Onks tää MTV:n auto?".
Poliisi siihen, että "Miten niin???"
ja heppu vastasi, että "No kun siellä on kaks pöllöä sisällä".
Poliisi siihen, että "Miten niin???"
ja heppu vastasi, että "No kun siellä on kaks pöllöä sisällä".
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Answer A Police Officer Like This
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/what_not_police.html
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
Is it true that guys become cops because they can't work at McDonald's ?
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight.
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
What? You need a license to drive?
Wow, no wonder your wife sleeps around, with your breath!
Is your power a penis substitute?
Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.
Do I have any fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or vegetable?
A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind.
I pay your salary!
Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too.
My gun fell off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal.
Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God! And really, there is no blood in my alchohol.
That uniform makes your ass look really big.
You don't happen to have any beer in your car?
I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.