How many dogs does it take to......
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? "
Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. "
Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp! "
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. "
Rottweiler: "Go Ahead! Make me! "
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . "
Lab: " Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: " Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. "
Cocker Spaniel: " Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. "
Doberman Pinscher: " While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. "
Mastiff. "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. "
Hound Dog : "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "
Chihuahua: " Yo quiero Taco Bulb. "
Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. "
Pointer: " I see it, there it is, right there... "
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares? "
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? "
Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. "
Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp! "
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. "
Rottweiler: "Go Ahead! Make me! "
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . "
Lab: " Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: " Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. "
Cocker Spaniel: " Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. "
Doberman Pinscher: " While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. "
Mastiff. "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. "
Hound Dog : "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "
Chihuahua: " Yo quiero Taco Bulb. "
Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. "
Pointer: " I see it, there it is, right there... "
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares? "
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