Tää löyty netistä, itse sopisin tohon soft femme- kohtaan ehkä parhaiten.. Entäpäs muut?=)
1. Hard butches
_ are domineering, controlling and intimidating hairy women with permanent
scowl lines embedded in their faces, who scare people on sight
- never commit, they only conquer
- are synonymous with stone butches, bull dykes, big foot and Neanderthals
- are led to believe they have power over women
2. Butches
_ are female Fonzies
_ are notorious for leading many straight women to convert
_ really do carve notches in their bed posts
_ make excellent charm school teachers
3. Soft butches
_ are wannabe butches who just can`t get the attiture right
_ are butches with sensitivity training
_ are butches who have been soaked in downy
_ all of the above
4. Hard femmes
_ are femmes who work out
_ are butches in training
_ are butches who look better in a dress
_ are femmes who have been burned by too many butches
5. Femmes
_ have fingernails and know how to use them
_ have the power and know how to use it
_ are infamous for bringing butches to their knees
_ enjoy being mistaken for being straight
6. Soft femmes
_ are femmes you can sink your teeth into
_ are femmes who need to join a heath club
_ are femmes who whisper a lot
_ are novices
7. Gender benders
_ are butches who wear evening gowns
_ look better in boxer shorts than most men
_ when packing, fill out the front of jeans better than most men
_ make everyone do a double take
8. Androgynous women
_ have both male & female characteristics
_ have neither male or female characteristics
_ are the undiscovered third sex
_ are transgenderists
1. Hard butches
_ are domineering, controlling and intimidating hairy women with permanent
scowl lines embedded in their faces, who scare people on sight
- never commit, they only conquer
- are synonymous with stone butches, bull dykes, big foot and Neanderthals
- are led to believe they have power over women
2. Butches
_ are female Fonzies
_ are notorious for leading many straight women to convert
_ really do carve notches in their bed posts
_ make excellent charm school teachers
3. Soft butches
_ are wannabe butches who just can`t get the attiture right
_ are butches with sensitivity training
_ are butches who have been soaked in downy
_ all of the above
4. Hard femmes
_ are femmes who work out
_ are butches in training
_ are butches who look better in a dress
_ are femmes who have been burned by too many butches
5. Femmes
_ have fingernails and know how to use them
_ have the power and know how to use it
_ are infamous for bringing butches to their knees
_ enjoy being mistaken for being straight
6. Soft femmes
_ are femmes you can sink your teeth into
_ are femmes who need to join a heath club
_ are femmes who whisper a lot
_ are novices
7. Gender benders
_ are butches who wear evening gowns
_ look better in boxer shorts than most men
_ when packing, fill out the front of jeans better than most men
_ make everyone do a double take
8. Androgynous women
_ have both male & female characteristics
_ have neither male or female characteristics
_ are the undiscovered third sex
_ are transgenderists
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Vanhimmat
ei kieli oiken taivu Lontoon kielelle :)
Minä = viides, eli toi femme :)
Mutta en nauti siitä, että luullaan heteroksi =/
Eipä noista poikamaisemmistakaan tiedä yhtään sen enempää, onko ne heteroita vai lepakkoja. Ei suuntautumista voi päätellä ulkonäöstä! (Juuri näin n.18v lepakkoparin joista en ois kummastakaan tienny jos olis tavallisesti vastaan kävelly...) Katsele naisia Sillä Tavalla niin että se huomataan niin suuntautumisesi käy paremmin ilmi. Tosin kaikki eivät tajua silti, mutta se olkoot heidän häpeänsä...
Omasta mielestäni olen hard femme, muiden mielestä olen androgyyni.
(On se kumma kuinka lihakset kasvaa minulla vaikka niitä olen käyttänyt lähinnä vain kaukosäätimen näppäimien painelemiseen.)
..mun on sitten pakko olla varmaankin, kun en ole putsi enkä femme. Olen vain tälläinen tavallinen nainen - en oikein taida sopia mihinkään lokeroon. Hyvä niin.