One politician, One thief & One Lawyer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous!, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
The Lawyer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my friends too."
He called a lawyer friend and he talked for twenty hours about various law suits and court cases, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
The Lawyer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says...
..."Calling hell to hell is local"
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