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INAUGURAL EUROVISION ‘AIRLINES’ CONTEST
RYANAIR ANNOUNCES RESULTS
10,000 FREE* SEATS FOR COUNTRY THAT WINS THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

Ryanair today (Thursday, 18th May 2006) welcomed the start of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest in Athens by announcing the results of the inaugural Eurovision Airlines Contest.

Like its musical counterpart, the ‘Eurovision Airlines Contest’ was dogged by allegations of blocking tactics, scant regard for the application of rules and dirty tricks. Here is a summary of what happened.

Greece Hopes were high for the host nation’s entry called ‘Olympic,’ but it was swiftly dispatched with a curt “nul points” after it refused to pay the organisers €540M it has owed them since 2005. Predictably, Greece blamed Turkey, Olympic has continued unhindered and nothing further has been done about it.

Germany The Germans chose a group called ‘Air Berlin’ for its entry Take My Shares Away. In spite of being hotly tipped by Johnny Logan and David Hasselhoff, no-one bought it.

France The French entry “Non” by Air France refused to address the
judging panel in English and was strongly supported by the French Government. The French Authorities provided “Non” with exclusive rights to all of the prime time television slots and 50% reductions in domestic advertising rates. Despite this, domestic sales were disappointing with high prices to blame.

Italy Italy’s entry was run by “independent” observers from the Bank of Italy. The Italian authorities said the selection would be perfectly fair and open to everybody with a green and red livery and a name that started with A and ended with A. Alitalia was selected but the resulting entry was so poor it went bankrupt. However, an incredible smoke and mirrors stage act meant Alitalia will survive to fly another day.

UK The British entry, BA was criticised by the panel as “all fur coat and no knickers” after it used elaborate costuming to mask flawed vocals and hidden extras. BA baffled its listeners by claiming that a £35 add on charge to hear the song was due to the current high cost of make up and accessories.

Ireland Ireland’s entry, “Never mind the b***ocks, Here is Ryanair” and its back to basics approach gave the public exactly what they wanted. The act hit all the high notes and was victorious despite having a single instrument type and only one line to its song, “We are the cheapest”. Upon winning, Ryanair was told that next year’s event will be hosted in a marquee erected on the roof of Dublin airport’s multi story car park.

Editor’s Note: All of the characters/events in this release (with the exception of the 10,000 free seat offer) are fictional and any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental

*Taxes and charges excluded. Offer valid only if winning country currently has airports in the Ryanair route
network

Rami kirjoitti:

INAUGURAL EUROVISION ‘AIRLINES’ CONTEST
RYANAIR ANNOUNCES RESULTS
10,000 FREE* SEATS FOR COUNTRY THAT WINS THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

Ryanair today (Thursday, 18th May 2006) welcomed the start of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest in Athens by announcing the results of the inaugural Eurovision Airlines Contest.

Like its musical counterpart, the ‘Eurovision Airlines Contest’ was dogged by allegations of blocking tactics, scant regard for the application of rules and dirty tricks. Here is a summary of what happened.

Greece Hopes were high for the host nation’s entry called ‘Olympic,’ but it was swiftly dispatched with a curt “nul points” after it refused to pay the organisers €540M it has owed them since 2005. Predictably, Greece blamed Turkey, Olympic has continued unhindered and nothing further has been done about it.

Germany The Germans chose a group called ‘Air Berlin’ for its entry Take My Shares Away. In spite of being hotly tipped by Johnny Logan and David Hasselhoff, no-one bought it.

France The French entry “Non” by Air France refused to address the
judging panel in English and was strongly supported by the French Government. The French Authorities provided “Non” with exclusive rights to all of the prime time television slots and 50% reductions in domestic advertising rates. Despite this, domestic sales were disappointing with high prices to blame.

Italy Italy’s entry was run by “independent” observers from the Bank of Italy. The Italian authorities said the selection would be perfectly fair and open to everybody with a green and red livery and a name that started with A and ended with A. Alitalia was selected but the resulting entry was so poor it went bankrupt. However, an incredible smoke and mirrors stage act meant Alitalia will survive to fly another day.

UK The British entry, BA was criticised by the panel as “all fur coat and no knickers” after it used elaborate costuming to mask flawed vocals and hidden extras. BA baffled its listeners by claiming that a £35 add on charge to hear the song was due to the current high cost of make up and accessories.

Ireland Ireland’s entry, “Never mind the b***ocks, Here is Ryanair” and its back to basics approach gave the public exactly what they wanted. The act hit all the high notes and was victorious despite having a single instrument type and only one line to its song, “We are the cheapest”. Upon winning, Ryanair was told that next year’s event will be hosted in a marquee erected on the roof of Dublin airport’s multi story car park.

Editor’s Note: All of the characters/events in this release (with the exception of the 10,000 free seat offer) are fictional and any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental

*Taxes and charges excluded. Offer valid only if winning country currently has airports in the Ryanair route
network

Ryanair lahjoitti liput Ruotsiin
Carolan hyvän menestyksen johdosta.

Väärä maa voitti.

Rami kirjoitti:

INAUGURAL EUROVISION ‘AIRLINES’ CONTEST
RYANAIR ANNOUNCES RESULTS
10,000 FREE* SEATS FOR COUNTRY THAT WINS THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

Ryanair today (Thursday, 18th May 2006) welcomed the start of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest in Athens by announcing the results of the inaugural Eurovision Airlines Contest.

Like its musical counterpart, the ‘Eurovision Airlines Contest’ was dogged by allegations of blocking tactics, scant regard for the application of rules and dirty tricks. Here is a summary of what happened.

Greece Hopes were high for the host nation’s entry called ‘Olympic,’ but it was swiftly dispatched with a curt “nul points” after it refused to pay the organisers €540M it has owed them since 2005. Predictably, Greece blamed Turkey, Olympic has continued unhindered and nothing further has been done about it.

Germany The Germans chose a group called ‘Air Berlin’ for its entry Take My Shares Away. In spite of being hotly tipped by Johnny Logan and David Hasselhoff, no-one bought it.

France The French entry “Non” by Air France refused to address the
judging panel in English and was strongly supported by the French Government. The French Authorities provided “Non” with exclusive rights to all of the prime time television slots and 50% reductions in domestic advertising rates. Despite this, domestic sales were disappointing with high prices to blame.

Italy Italy’s entry was run by “independent” observers from the Bank of Italy. The Italian authorities said the selection would be perfectly fair and open to everybody with a green and red livery and a name that started with A and ended with A. Alitalia was selected but the resulting entry was so poor it went bankrupt. However, an incredible smoke and mirrors stage act meant Alitalia will survive to fly another day.

UK The British entry, BA was criticised by the panel as “all fur coat and no knickers” after it used elaborate costuming to mask flawed vocals and hidden extras. BA baffled its listeners by claiming that a £35 add on charge to hear the song was due to the current high cost of make up and accessories.

Ireland Ireland’s entry, “Never mind the b***ocks, Here is Ryanair” and its back to basics approach gave the public exactly what they wanted. The act hit all the high notes and was victorious despite having a single instrument type and only one line to its song, “We are the cheapest”. Upon winning, Ryanair was told that next year’s event will be hosted in a marquee erected on the roof of Dublin airport’s multi story car park.

Editor’s Note: All of the characters/events in this release (with the exception of the 10,000 free seat offer) are fictional and any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental

*Taxes and charges excluded. Offer valid only if winning country currently has airports in the Ryanair route
network

Eivät vaan tienneet tuolla Ryanairin puhelinpalvelussa mitään noista ilmaisista lennoista. Toivotaan että heilläkin sisäinen tiedotus toimisi edes sen verran että nämä KYMMENENTUHATTA ilmaista lentoa saataisiin Suomessa hyödynnettyä. Senhän he ovat luvanneet.

RUOTSIIN kirjoitti:

Ryanair lahjoitti liput Ruotsiin
Carolan hyvän menestyksen johdosta.

Väärä maa voitti.

Itse tässä lentoja odottelen.

Antero. kirjoitti:

Eivät vaan tienneet tuolla Ryanairin puhelinpalvelussa mitään noista ilmaisista lennoista. Toivotaan että heilläkin sisäinen tiedotus toimisi edes sen verran että nämä KYMMENENTUHATTA ilmaista lentoa saataisiin Suomessa hyödynnettyä. Senhän he ovat luvanneet.

http://www.ryanair.com/site/SE/news.php?yr=06&month=may&story=pro-se-220506

Ryanair-nyheter
   
News Release
22.05.06
170 000 biljetter för 1 krona*
Carolas 170 poäng = 170 000 biljetter

Ryanair, Europas ledande lågprisflyg, meddelande under måndagen att man efterlever sitt löfte till svenskarna; att erbjuda 1000 biljetter för 1 krona* för varje poäng som Carola bärgade under melodifestivalen. Sammanlagt 170 000 biljetter erbjuds nu till svenska resenärer.

– Carolas insats ledde till att svenska resenärer nu får 170 000 biljetter för 1 krona styck*. Även om hon inte lyckades vinna tävlingen, såg hon med sina 170 poäng till att ta med en mycket fin present till Sverige, säger Ryanair Nordenchef Lotta Lindquist-Brosjö.

Biljetter finns tillgängliga på www.ryanair.com fram till torsdag midnatt till följande rutter:

Dublin, Riga, Gdansk, Kaunas, Frankfurt-Hahn, London-Stansted, London-Luton, Nederrein-Weeze, Lübeck och Bryssel-Charleroi.

* Skatter och avgifter från 78 kronor tillkommer.

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http://www.ryanair.com/site/SE/news.php?yr=06&month=may&story=pro-se-220506

Ryanair-nyheter
   
News Release
22.05.06
170 000 biljetter för 1 krona*
Carolas 170 poäng = 170 000 biljetter

Ryanair, Europas ledande lågprisflyg, meddelande under måndagen att man efterlever sitt löfte till svenskarna; att erbjuda 1000 biljetter för 1 krona* för varje poäng som Carola bärgade under melodifestivalen. Sammanlagt 170 000 biljetter erbjuds nu till svenska resenärer.

– Carolas insats ledde till att svenska resenärer nu får 170 000 biljetter för 1 krona styck*. Även om hon inte lyckades vinna tävlingen, såg hon med sina 170 poäng till att ta med en mycket fin present till Sverige, säger Ryanair Nordenchef Lotta Lindquist-Brosjö.

Biljetter finns tillgängliga på www.ryanair.com fram till torsdag midnatt till följande rutter:

Dublin, Riga, Gdansk, Kaunas, Frankfurt-Hahn, London-Stansted, London-Luton, Nederrein-Weeze, Lübeck och Bryssel-Charleroi.

* Skatter och avgifter från 78 kronor tillkommer.

Kusipäistä touhua. Mennä antamaan Ruåtsalaisille puoli ilmaiset liput. Vaikka se vanha horo ei edes voittanut.

kkvkv kirjoitti:

Kusipäistä touhua. Mennä antamaan Ruåtsalaisille puoli ilmaiset liput. Vaikka se vanha horo ei edes voittanut.

NYT ON EUROVIISUVOITTOLIPUT MYYNNISSÄ:


22.05.06
RYANAIR MYY 29 200 LIPPUA 0,01 EuroLLA

Halpalentoyhtiö Ryanair myy 29 200 lentolippua 0,01 eurolla. Tarjous on
voimassa yhtiön Riian ja Liverpoolin reiteillä. Lippuja voi varata
www.ryanair.com -sivuilta.

- Tarjoamme 100 halpaa lentoa jokaista Lordin Euroviisuissa voittamaa
pistettä kohden eli kaikkiaan 29 200 lippua. Myymme lippuja alkaen 0,01
eurolla, sanoo Ryanairin Pohjoismaiden ja Baltian aluejohtaja Lotta
Lindquist-Brosjö.

* Verot ja matkustajamaksut 9,98 eurosta alkaen

Tarjous on voimassa torstaihin asti.

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NYT ON EUROVIISUVOITTOLIPUT MYYNNISSÄ:


22.05.06
RYANAIR MYY 29 200 LIPPUA 0,01 EuroLLA

Halpalentoyhtiö Ryanair myy 29 200 lentolippua 0,01 eurolla. Tarjous on
voimassa yhtiön Riian ja Liverpoolin reiteillä. Lippuja voi varata
www.ryanair.com -sivuilta.

- Tarjoamme 100 halpaa lentoa jokaista Lordin Euroviisuissa voittamaa
pistettä kohden eli kaikkiaan 29 200 lippua. Myymme lippuja alkaen 0,01
eurolla, sanoo Ryanairin Pohjoismaiden ja Baltian aluejohtaja Lotta
Lindquist-Brosjö.

* Verot ja matkustajamaksut 9,98 eurosta alkaen

Tarjous on voimassa torstaihin asti.

Päivitetty 22.05.06

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Päivitetty 22.05.06

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