A rather confident young man walks into a bar in Tampere and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"
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Vanhimmat
kielikoulun sä luulet tän palstan olevan, olet aivan Urpo mäysti hyvä, laita vaan reippaasti suomeksi niinkuin muutekin urpot?
puupää
Pyydä naapuris 12 vee poikaa kääntään sulle noi jutut.
Ne on niin helppoja, että sekin varmaan osaa.
Jos sä oot niin taukki, että et osaa...
Vittu... se on sun oma syys... Mäysti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!