FBI

Opiskelin japanin intensiivikurssilla Vermontin Middlebury Collegessa. Siellä kävi CIA rekrytoimassa porukkaa. Erityisen kiinnostuneita olivat arabian kielen opiskelijoista.

National Bureau of Investigations (KRP)

MI5 voit pohtia, jos ensin A) Hankit Britannian passin (ei vaikeaa), B) Asut Briteissa vakituisesti vahintaan yhdeksan vuotta, C) Saat edes toisen vanhemmistasi muuttamaan Britanniaan.

Eli, sinun tai vanhempiesi ei tarvitse olla syntyperaisia britteja.
Lisaksi vaaditaan tietenkin vahva koulutus. Talla hetkella suurinta huutoa on arabia Oxfordissa.

Kansalaisuutta ei noin vain haeta mihinkään maahan Vai mitä mieltä olisit siitä, jos vaikkapa Albanian kansalainen ottaisi vain yhteyttä Suomeen, että haluan Suomen kansalaiseksi?

Ensiksi pitäisi saada green card, joka ei sekään ole helppoa. Green cardilla on asuttava USAssa 5-10 vuotta, ennenkuin voi mennä kansalaisuustestiin.

Blaahat kirjoitti:

MI5 voit pohtia, jos ensin A) Hankit Britannian passin (ei vaikeaa), B) Asut Briteissa vakituisesti vahintaan yhdeksan vuotta, C) Saat edes toisen vanhemmistasi muuttamaan Britanniaan.

Eli, sinun tai vanhempiesi ei tarvitse olla syntyperaisia britteja.
Lisaksi vaaditaan tietenkin vahva koulutus. Talla hetkella suurinta huutoa on arabia Oxfordissa.

Lue lisää

SISn sivuilla sanotaan aivan selvästi, että MI&seen hakijan pitää olla sekä Iso-Britannian kansalainen, että asunut viimeisen 10 vuoden sisällä vähintään 6 vuotta Briteissä. Eli edes syntyperäinen britti, joka on asunut viimeiset 5 vuotta ulkomailla, ei voi hakea, puhumattakaan jostain suomalaisesta.

Blaahat kirjoitti:

MI5 voit pohtia, jos ensin A) Hankit Britannian passin (ei vaikeaa), B) Asut Briteissa vakituisesti vahintaan yhdeksan vuotta, C) Saat edes toisen vanhemmistasi muuttamaan Britanniaan.

Eli, sinun tai vanhempiesi ei tarvitse olla syntyperaisia britteja.
Lisaksi vaaditaan tietenkin vahva koulutus. Talla hetkella suurinta huutoa on arabia Oxfordissa.

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SISn sivuilla lukee, että hakijan pitää itse olla brittikansalainen, ja sen lisäksi toisen vanhemmista pitää olla brittikansalainen tai ainakin hänellä pitää olla tiukat yhteydet Britanniaan. Tulkitsen tämän tarkoittavan tapausta, jossa kumpikaan vanhemmista ei ole Iso-Britannian kansalainen, mutta he ovat asuneet vuosikausia siellä siirtolaisina, tai että vanhemmat ovat Commonwealthin kansalaisia, kuten esim. kanadalaisia.

ulkosuom. kirjoitti:

SISn sivuilla sanotaan aivan selvästi, että MI&seen hakijan pitää olla sekä Iso-Britannian kansalainen, että asunut viimeisen 10 vuoden sisällä vähintään 6 vuotta Briteissä. Eli edes syntyperäinen britti, joka on asunut viimeiset 5 vuotta ulkomailla, ei voi hakea, puhumattakaan jostain suomalaisesta.

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Niinhan mina sanoin: kansalaisuus (ts. passi), yhdeksan (ei kuusi, eh) vuotta kymmenesta Britanniassa ja vahintaan toinen vanhempi vahintaan residence-statuksella (ts. ei pakko olla syntyjaan britteja).

Do I have to be a British citizen to work for the Security Service?

Yes. You must be a British citizen and one of your parents must also be British or have substantial ties to the UK. In the latter instance, substantial ties means that your parent is a citizen of a British Overseas Territory, a Commonwealth citizen, US citizen, EEA citizen, British national or citizen overseas, and they would need to have demonstrable connections with the UK by way of family history or have been resident here for a substantial period of time.

Are there any residency criteria I need to meet?

Yes. You should normally have been resident in the UK for 9 out of the last 10 years immediately prior to your application. However, you may still be considered if you have, for example, served overseas with HM Forces or in some other official capacity as a representative of Her Majesty’s Government, studied abroad or lived overseas with your parents. You will be required to provide suitable references spanning the last 10 years. Those referees need to be easily contactable in the UK.

https://www.mi5careers.gov.uk/faqs.aspx?subid=4

Sanomattakin selvaa, etta naiden pakollisten kriteerien tayttaminen ei takaa tyopaikkaa. Mutta mika mina olen lasten haaveita alas ampumaan. Elamassa tarvitaan mielikuvitusta ja huumoria.

For any role in SIS, you must meet the following criteria:

POSTS ARE ONLY OPEN TO BRITISH CITIZENS. You must be a British citizen and at least one of your parents must be a British citizen or have substantial ties with the United Kingdom or, if deceased, have had such citizenship or ties before death. British dual nationals may apply but will normally be required to relinquish any other nationality before appointment.

YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS MEDICAL AND SECURITY CLEARANCE. All candidates will be subject to a medical and rigorous security clearance to ensure their suitability for appointment. All candidates will be drugs tested and need to complete detailed and intrusive Developed Vetting Questionnaires. If you do not meet the Developed Vetting requirements for the job and conceal or lie about vetting issues, your application will not be taken forward. It is extremely unlikely that Developed Vetting would be progressed, for example, if you answered 'Yes' to any of the following questions:

Have you used Class A drugs (eg Ecstasy, Cocaine etc) in the last 9 months or Class B/C drugs (eg Amphetamines, Cannabis etc) in the last 3 months?

Are you currently being treated for alcoholism or alcohol dependency?

Have you ever suffered from manic depression or schizophrenia?

Are you currently a bankrupt or the subject of an Individual Voluntary Agreement (IVA)?

Have you ever defaulted on debt repayments or had financial proceedings taken against you?

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN DEVELOPED VETTING SECURITY CLEARANCE, APPLICANTS MUST BE OVER THE AGE OF 21 AT THE TIME OF ENTRY.

Akateeminen koulutus eli yliopisto näköjään vaaditaan haettaessa.

CAREERS AS AN OPERATIONAL OFFICER

Operational Officers in SIS are responsible for collecting, producing and delivering intelligence in a number of roles - Case Officers, Targeting Officers, Analysts and Reports Officers.

The role of the Case Officer is to plan and execute covert intelligence operations overseas. Working in London and abroad, Case Officers gather the secret intelligence which government needs to promote and defend UK national interests.

The work calls for men and women who combine exceptional interpersonal skills with a strong intellect and a high degree of personal integrity. The successful Case Officer will be someone able to influence and persuade others, and to do so across cultural and linguistic boundaries. Candidates who are bilingual or who come from ethnically diverse backgrounds are welcome for the particular skills and insights they bring. Regardless of their background and experience, Case Officers will be results-orientated and resourceful, and motivated by the challenge of solving complex problems. Resilience is important, as is the ability to deliver results under pressure, often in difficult and stressful environments. To become a Case Officer requires a keen interest in international issues and a curiosity about other cultures, along with an appetite for living and working overseas.

Targeting Officers carry out research and analysis in order to plan and manage operations. Analysts specialise in advanced data analysis techniques. Both Targeting Officers and Analysts need to be able to assimilate, process and interpret large amounts of information in fast-moving situations. Reports Officers collate, assess, validate and disseminate intelligence to appropriate readers in government. Whereas the work of the Targeting Officer and Analysts might focus on identifying and disrupting terrorist activity, that of the Reports Officer will involve representing SIS at Whitehall inter-departmental meetings, developing expertise in a specific area and discussing future intelligence requirements with Case Officers.

Whatever their role, all our Operational Officers have to have the interpersonal skills that enable them to contribute to a dynamic team delivering results under pressure to tight deadlines.

All candidates for operational roles go through the same application process. The selection process will help determine suitability for specific roles. There are opportunities to move between roles after joining SIS.

Successful candidates for all these demanding roles will need a strong academic record to degree level or beyond and a history of personal achievement and influence in extra-curricular activities. They will also have to have a demonstrable commitment to public service and a keen interest in foreign affairs. In addition, Case Officers will usually be able to demonstrate a familiarity with foreign cultures, perhaps gained from independent travel.

We want our candidates to come from the widest possible range of backgrounds and to bring a diverse mix of skills and experience. So we are happy to hear from men and women from the public or private sector looking for a change to a more rewarding and challenging career, as well as from new graduates.

Operational Officer Profiles

tässä vaatimukset kirjoitti:

Akateeminen koulutus eli yliopisto näköjään vaaditaan haettaessa.

CAREERS AS AN OPERATIONAL OFFICER

Operational Officers in SIS are responsible for collecting, producing and delivering intelligence in a number of roles - Case Officers, Targeting Officers, Analysts and Reports Officers.

The role of the Case Officer is to plan and execute covert intelligence operations overseas. Working in London and abroad, Case Officers gather the secret intelligence which government needs to promote and defend UK national interests.

The work calls for men and women who combine exceptional interpersonal skills with a strong intellect and a high degree of personal integrity. The successful Case Officer will be someone able to influence and persuade others, and to do so across cultural and linguistic boundaries. Candidates who are bilingual or who come from ethnically diverse backgrounds are welcome for the particular skills and insights they bring. Regardless of their background and experience, Case Officers will be results-orientated and resourceful, and motivated by the challenge of solving complex problems. Resilience is important, as is the ability to deliver results under pressure, often in difficult and stressful environments. To become a Case Officer requires a keen interest in international issues and a curiosity about other cultures, along with an appetite for living and working overseas.

Targeting Officers carry out research and analysis in order to plan and manage operations. Analysts specialise in advanced data analysis techniques. Both Targeting Officers and Analysts need to be able to assimilate, process and interpret large amounts of information in fast-moving situations. Reports Officers collate, assess, validate and disseminate intelligence to appropriate readers in government. Whereas the work of the Targeting Officer and Analysts might focus on identifying and disrupting terrorist activity, that of the Reports Officer will involve representing SIS at Whitehall inter-departmental meetings, developing expertise in a specific area and discussing future intelligence requirements with Case Officers.

Whatever their role, all our Operational Officers have to have the interpersonal skills that enable them to contribute to a dynamic team delivering results under pressure to tight deadlines.

All candidates for operational roles go through the same application process. The selection process will help determine suitability for specific roles. There are opportunities to move between roles after joining SIS.

Successful candidates for all these demanding roles will need a strong academic record to degree level or beyond and a history of personal achievement and influence in extra-curricular activities. They will also have to have a demonstrable commitment to public service and a keen interest in foreign affairs. In addition, Case Officers will usually be able to demonstrate a familiarity with foreign cultures, perhaps gained from independent travel.

We want our candidates to come from the widest possible range of backgrounds and to bring a diverse mix of skills and experience. So we are happy to hear from men and women from the public or private sector looking for a change to a more rewarding and challenging career, as well as from new graduates.

Operational Officer Profiles

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* You must be a British citizen

* You must pass medical and security clearance. All candidates will be subject to a medical and rigorous security clearance to ensure suitability for their appointment. All candidates will be drug tested and need to complete detailed Vetting questionnaires.

* You must be over 21 years of age

* You need to have been a resident in the UK for at least 6 of the last 10 years.

* You must not share news of your application with anyone

Lue nyut ylhäältä hyvä ihminen nuo sinne laitetut suoraan SISn sivuilta kopsitut tiedot. Sinun pitää olla BRITTIKANSALAINEN ja LISÄKSI TOISEN VANHEMMISTASI PITÄÄ OLLA BRITTIKANSALAINEN TAI AINAKIN ASUNUT PITKÄÄN BRITEISSÄ!!!

Saatanan äääliö, ja kuvittelee pääsevänsä agentiksi. Sinne oikeasti valkataan pitkillä testeillä fiksuimmat päältä.

Vitun hyvä kunto siinä pitää kyl olla. Mutta sullahan on varmasti 6-5 vuotta ennen kuin täytät 18, niin siinä ajassa ehdit kunnon saada hyvälle mallille. Harjoittelu kannattaa aloittaa NYT.

Sieltä vain selaamaan:
http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/RegularArmy/Requirements/

Erikoisjoukkoihin (SAS) pääsemisestä kannattaa huolehtia vasta sitten, jos pääsee perusjoukkoihin sisään. Jos osoittaudut sopivaksi henkilöksi normaalin palveluksen ja koulutuksen aikana, varmasti ovet sinnekin aukeavat.

Tuossa vielä vaatimukset ulkomailta hakeville:
http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/RegularArmy/Requirements/JoiningFromOverseas/Soldier/OverseasEligibility.htm

Olettaen, että ikä, fyysinen kunto ja muut ovat riittävät, niin muuta et tarvitse, kuin Britannian tai Irlannin kansalaisuuden. Sen saanee helpoiten, kun etsit itsellesi puolison, jolla on vaadittava kansalaisuus.

tietoa kirjoitti:

Sieltä vain selaamaan:
http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/RegularArmy/Requirements/

Erikoisjoukkoihin (SAS) pääsemisestä kannattaa huolehtia vasta sitten, jos pääsee perusjoukkoihin sisään. Jos osoittaudut sopivaksi henkilöksi normaalin palveluksen ja koulutuksen aikana, varmasti ovet sinnekin aukeavat.

Tuossa vielä vaatimukset ulkomailta hakeville:
http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/RegularArmy/Requirements/JoiningFromOverseas/Soldier/OverseasEligibility.htm

Olettaen, että ikä, fyysinen kunto ja muut ovat riittävät, niin muuta et tarvitse, kuin Britannian tai Irlannin kansalaisuuden. Sen saanee helpoiten, kun etsit itsellesi puolison, jolla on vaadittava kansalaisuus.

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Plus asuu sen puolison kanssa vähintään 5 vuotta Briteissä. Sitten voinee alkaa anoa kansalaisuutta.

hmmkll kirjoitti:

Plus asuu sen puolison kanssa vähintään 5 vuotta Briteissä. Sitten voinee alkaa anoa kansalaisuutta.

Muistelen, etta 'tavis' EU-kansalainen voi saada passin viidessa vuodessa ja avioliitto tiputtaa ajan kolmeen? Mutta saatan hyvinkin olla vaarassa.

Kannattaa lukea John Le Carren kirjoja MI6:n agenteista. Le Carre työskenteli itse aikoinaan MI6:ssa, joten ne ovat paljon todellisempia kuin jotkut hiihaa-pyssynpaukutusjutut.