'SPACE ALIENS SIGNED THE MOON OVER TO ME. . . AND I HAVE THE CONTRACT TO PROVE IT!'
ALBANY, N.Y. -- When entrepreneur Gregory Stanford was abducted by aliens, he didn't panic and beg his space-traveling captors for release. Instead, he used his business savvy to strike a deal with his extraterrestrial kidnappers, ending up with a deed to the moon!
ALIENS COMING BACK HOME -- TO EARTH!
NEW YORK -- A powerful race of space aliens has returned to Earth after thousands of years -- and they want their planet back!
FAMILY'S TV PICKS UP SPACE ALIEN PORN!
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - A family got the shock of their lives when lightning zapped their satellite dish and the TV turned from nice to nasty -- with XXX extraterrestrial porno flicks!
ALIENS CAPTURE TOP-SECRET NASA MOON BASE!
A super-secret NASA moon base -- code-named Project Prometheus -- was recently assaulted and captured by aliens, according to a high-ranking NASA official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL!
BOCA RATON -- Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?
REAL REASON SPACE ALIENS ARE MUTILATING CATTLE . . .
WACO, Texas -- There's a new breed of cattle-rustler wreaking havoc on ranches in the Southwest -- meat-crazed extraterrestrials who have an appetite for steaks, hamburgers and down-home backyard barbecue!
WE REPORTED IT FIRST!: UFO CULTS BIZARRE PLAN TO CLONE A HUMAN BABY!
Once again, The Weekly World News breaks another story e,deep into the Raelian and Clonaid plot a year and a half before its emergence in the main stream media!
SPACE ALIEN SKULL FOUND AT ROSWELL
ROSWELL, N.M. -- Archaeologists have announced the startling discovery of what appears to be the skull of a space alien!
ALIENS PLEDGE THEIR SUPPORT IN WAR WITH IRAQ
WASHINGTON -- President Bush may be receiving some much-needed help in his quest to oust evil Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein -- from a band of America-loving extraterrestrials!
Osoitteita:
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http://tinyurl.com/73gb
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ALBANY, N.Y. -- When entrepreneur Gregory Stanford was abducted by aliens, he didn't panic and beg his space-traveling captors for release. Instead, he used his business savvy to strike a deal with his extraterrestrial kidnappers, ending up with a deed to the moon!
ALIENS COMING BACK HOME -- TO EARTH!
NEW YORK -- A powerful race of space aliens has returned to Earth after thousands of years -- and they want their planet back!
FAMILY'S TV PICKS UP SPACE ALIEN PORN!
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - A family got the shock of their lives when lightning zapped their satellite dish and the TV turned from nice to nasty -- with XXX extraterrestrial porno flicks!
ALIENS CAPTURE TOP-SECRET NASA MOON BASE!
A super-secret NASA moon base -- code-named Project Prometheus -- was recently assaulted and captured by aliens, according to a high-ranking NASA official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL!
BOCA RATON -- Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?
REAL REASON SPACE ALIENS ARE MUTILATING CATTLE . . .
WACO, Texas -- There's a new breed of cattle-rustler wreaking havoc on ranches in the Southwest -- meat-crazed extraterrestrials who have an appetite for steaks, hamburgers and down-home backyard barbecue!
WE REPORTED IT FIRST!: UFO CULTS BIZARRE PLAN TO CLONE A HUMAN BABY!
Once again, The Weekly World News breaks another story e,deep into the Raelian and Clonaid plot a year and a half before its emergence in the main stream media!
SPACE ALIEN SKULL FOUND AT ROSWELL
ROSWELL, N.M. -- Archaeologists have announced the startling discovery of what appears to be the skull of a space alien!
ALIENS PLEDGE THEIR SUPPORT IN WAR WITH IRAQ
WASHINGTON -- President Bush may be receiving some much-needed help in his quest to oust evil Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein -- from a band of America-loving extraterrestrials!
Osoitteita:
http://tinyurl.com/73gi
http://tinyurl.com/73gb
http://tinyurl.com/73gf
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Vanhimmat
Tässä taas juttuja ufoista. En ota kantaa, miten paljon näistä on mielikuvitusta. Maailmassa on kuitenkin paljon juttuja näistä, joita ei voi ohittaa. Kannattaa ottaa selville, mistä on kysymys. Tässä pari asiallista linkkiä kiinnostuneille :
http://vastaus.net/luku/page.php?show=27&yksi=y&idkat=135
http://gamma.nic.fi/~shn/tekstit/ufot.htm
Lue vielä, mitä Raamattu ilmoittaa enkeleistä sekä hyvistä että pahoista
http://www.nic.fi/~jlindell/enkeli.htm
WANT HOT SEX WITH AN E.T.? WEAR A FLOWERY HAT
PRINCETON, N.J. -- Ladies, don't wear a hat with floral decorations next Easter Sunday unless you really mean it! University experts say space aliens interpret the gesture as "an open invitation" to sex and target the wearers for abduction.
"It's taken us 20 years to figure out why UFO abductions skyrocket on Easter," a researcher said. "What they all have in common are the hats."
Haluatko kuumaa seksiä ufomiehen kanssa? - Käytä kukallista hattua.
PRINCETON; N.J. - Naiset, älkää käyttäkö kukkasin koristettua hattua ensi pääsiäisenä, jos ette todella halua sitä! Yliopiston asiantuntijat sanovat avaruuden alienien tulkitsevan kukan hatussa tarkoittavan halukkuutta seksiin
ja houkuttelevan sieppauksiin.
"Tutkijoilta on vienyt 20 vuotta aikaa selvittää, miksi pääsiäisen aikaan sieppaukset yleistyvät huomattavasti. Kaikissa tapauksissa yhteisenä tekijänä on ollut kukallinen hattu".
http://tinyurl.com/73px