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# A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant, "Banta, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".
# "Yes, sir!!!" answers Banta.
# The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, "So, Banta, How was your day?" Banta told him that he took care of three patients.
# "The first one had a Headache so I gave him Analgin."
# "Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
# "The second one had running nose and I gave him Coldarin, sir" says Banta.
# "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
# "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
# HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"
# And what did you do Banta?" asks the doctor.
# "I put drops in her eyes!!!