Tässä se on, käyttäkää hyväksenne.
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Whistler(tm)
Projected release-date:
Summer 2000^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAutumn 2001
*/
#include
#include
#include "tilt.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-00
from: William H. Gates III
to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought
something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition
to be 'HARD'.
Carry on,
God^H^H^HBillRulz
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_5_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_EXT3_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_Linux();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
show_bsod();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_error_message();
fuck_up(user);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_XP();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
crash_system(immediately);
}
}
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99683-00
from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to: William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last piece of code within
the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include
it in the final code. This way we will save at least another 5
megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project *\
"
/*
if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
destroy_computer();
finished();
}
/
create_blue_screen_of_death();
}
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Whistler(tm)
Projected release-date:
Summer 2000^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAutumn 2001
*/
#include
#include
#include "tilt.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-00
from: William H. Gates III
to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought
something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition
to be 'HARD'.
Carry on,
God^H^H^HBillRulz
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_5_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_EXT3_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_Linux();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
show_bsod();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_error_message();
fuck_up(user);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_XP();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
crash_system(immediately);
}
}
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99683-00
from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to: William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last piece of code within
the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include
it in the final code. This way we will save at least another 5
megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project *\
"
/*
if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
destroy_computer();
finished();
}
/
create_blue_screen_of_death();
}
Vastaukset 2
Vanhimmat
PirateBayssä on ollut Windows 2000 lähdekoodi,
se oli ladattavissa.
Itse tuon kopioisin vaikka enpä sillä mitään teekään. Se oli joskus pari vuotta sitten.
vieläkin. siis osa siitä. siitä hyvin selviää että eipäs ollutkaan uutta koodia kaikki kuten ne mainoskikkana aina on selvittäneet "uuden" järjestelmän tullessa myyntiin.