Sellaisia (Harry Potter tai muukin) 'tarinan teko' sivuja? Siis missä ensin sinulta kysytään sanoja ja nimiä, ja sitten kone pistää ne tarinaan. Itse olen löytänyt sellaisen slashkoneen ;). Mutta aloin miettiä löytyisikö muitakin.. Oli näes tajuttoman hauska :D!
Heh, jos nyt kukaan edes tajusi mitä tarkoitan ;).
Heh, jos nyt kukaan edes tajusi mitä tarkoitan ;).
Vastaukset 6
Vanhimmat
...löytänyt? Kertoisitko osoitteen, kiitos!
Mä en tiedä mitään... Itse asiassa kuulin juuri äsken sinulta koko jutusta... KErron jos keksin, jostain oson...
Mutta huomautuksena tämä on SLASH, joten kuka ei välitä, jättäköön katsomatta ;).
pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html
mä nauroin ihan kippurassa mun tarinalle... en nyt viittiny laittaa tänne, mut hauska oli! kiitti!
Ihan huvikseen pistin :DD
The darkness was all around as Harry Potter walked through Hogwarts down towards his an umbrella, random thoughts of doggystyle crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Luna Lovegood had told him she often dreamed about Ginny Weasley involved in 69 with a a bat , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Severus Snape .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Draco Malfoy, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Severus Snape masturbating himself with a a computer.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the a ghost he was carrying with him. Would Severus Snape's hand feel like that to his eye?
What would Severus Snape think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating zuccihini off Severus Snape's beautiful tummy?
Harry Potter rubbed the a ghost against his hand whispering Severus Snape's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his an umbrella but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Severus Snape's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Severus Snape had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Hogwarts was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the zuccihini he was carrying and leisurely scratched his hand.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Harry Potter calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his zuccihini and ran towards the sound of his fucking couple's voice.
Severus Snape stumbled through the darkness towards Harry Potter. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his fucking couple being attacked by a a bat. Was he about to be raped by Albus Dumbledore dressed as Ginny Weasley? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his eye.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, my fucking couple, screamed Severus Snape. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Harry Potter leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the a ghost and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare tummy pointing in the air.
Severus Snape! Harry Potter gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Draco Malfoy said you were in your an umbrella engaged in some doggystyle with Luna Lovegood.
No, I was alone in my an umbrella with nothing but my a computer for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your tummy was, and how I would like to stroke my hand against it, and have you kiss my eye, and now I see your tummy for myself I realise that not even Ginny Weasley has a tummy to compare with yours.
Oh, fucking couple, Draco Malfoy said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Luna Lovegood.
What! That old a bat, I'd rather get involved in 69 with Albus Dumbledore, a a ghost and zuccihini than dream of doggystyle with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my eye curl.
Oh, Harry Potter!
Oh, Severus Snape, my fucking couple!
Cue soft music, sounds of doggystyle and 69, soft focus and fade.........
Melko huono.
...joku hyvin kärsivällinen ihminen suomentaa tuon...en ole kovin hyvä enkussa. Kiitos sille joka viitsii.