Toivottavasti kaikki meni hyvin myöhemmin:
The Wedding Test
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feeling and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears
in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
The Wedding Test
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feeling and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears
in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Vastaukset 2
Vanhimmat
... & never touch your sister-in-law. Better keep your fingers away from your mother-in-law, too. The neighbour's wife's ok.
Ei kandee säilöö skordareita hansikaslokerossa, tylsistyneet ja nenäkkäät naikkoset availee ja tonkii autossa sillävälin kun mies on huoltiksella!