Linuxin normaalia ajurikoodia on vuotanut nettiin:
#include
/*
* Inline documentation is a great place to express personal sentiments
* e.g. "I am going to kill whoever designed this piece of shit chip!"
*
* (Note that in a world where Linux reigned supreme, the response to
* this statement would likely be, according to linux-2.6.1/drivers/
* ieee1394/dv1394.c, "Why the hell not?")
*/
/*
* Do: make your variables as obscure and cryptic as possible
* Don't: be relevant
*/
char[] linusTorvalds = "God";
char[] sayWhat = "whatever";
int penguinLanded = 2;
/*
* Remember - this is your code. BE ORIGINAL!
* For example, why not liken a function to, say,
* having the enough fingers to cross
* (i.e. make the sign of good luck)?
*/
void crossTheFingers (int fingers) {
int weAreScrewed = 0;
if (fingers
#include
/*
* Inline documentation is a great place to express personal sentiments
* e.g. "I am going to kill whoever designed this piece of shit chip!"
*
* (Note that in a world where Linux reigned supreme, the response to
* this statement would likely be, according to linux-2.6.1/drivers/
* ieee1394/dv1394.c, "Why the hell not?")
*/
/*
* Do: make your variables as obscure and cryptic as possible
* Don't: be relevant
*/
char[] linusTorvalds = "God";
char[] sayWhat = "whatever";
int penguinLanded = 2;
/*
* Remember - this is your code. BE ORIGINAL!
* For example, why not liken a function to, say,
* having the enough fingers to cross
* (i.e. make the sign of good luck)?
*/
void crossTheFingers (int fingers) {
int weAreScrewed = 0;
if (fingers
Vastaukset 5
Vanhimmat
Eikös coutit ja cinit ja
/* Source Code Windows 7*/
#include "win_vista_betatest.h"
#include "winxp_really_good_edition.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
"vuoti"? Senhän saa netistä ilmaiseksi ilman vuotamistakin.
Niin, ja mistä se alunperin on lähtöisin: http://tonnikala.net/news.php?id=5201
lääkkeesi.