Impotenssi

"Nörtit joilla on pakkomielle Windowsiin on todettu impotenteiksi".



http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t474459-geeks-who-obsess-about-windows-found-to-be-impotent.html

Sen sijaan Linux-käyttäjillä ei tätä impotenssia ole havaittu, koska Linux tuo onnellisuutta ja onnellisuus parantaa seksuaalisia kykyjä ja haluja.

Geeks found to be profoundly obsessed with the operating systems other
than Linux also have been found to have a high rate of living in their
mom's basement and lacking the ability to get an erection. A recent
scientific survey taken by Habertown University stated that while 67% could
not "pop a woody" if their life depended on it, 10% would sport a semi-
flacid hard at the mention of the words Debian, Red Hat or SUSE. The other
23% were too engrossed with gorging themselves on "Cheetos and Mountain
Dew" while tweakng their Linux boxes or recompiling kernels.
Professor Candy Barr suggested the lack of sunlight on their pasty white
skin and muttering in binary while drooling orange spit may furher
aggravate their condition.
"This lack of inter-personal contact may be a blessing in disguise,"
Professor Barr quiped. "Who knows what mutants would result if these
disgusting individuals actually mated!!"

ROLF