Jos meijän firma tekis autoja... ;)

If our company would make cars.

Cars would have quality certificaten which would proof that car have been tested and works without any known problems.

Test setup:

Our company oval track in Arizona

Certified and tested car. What could go wrong?

Nothing? Our engineers are now totally baffled by strange customer requirements. We did test everything, and all worked without any glitches.

Customers claim that following features cause problems for them:

No headlights
No roof
No windshield wipers
Only one gear, no reverse
Can't turn left
No air conditioning or heating
5 liter gas tank

Our engineers did drive that car on our test track for 10000 kilometers without any problems.

Stupid whining customers? Right?

http://the-car-corp.jottit.com/