Hi!

I found these by Google, I knew some words finnish and tried.. Funny, ha?

...live in California. Would you like to come for a visit?

Dan's cousin kirjoitti:

...live in California. Would you like to come for a visit?

Erm, nope, not really... I prefer England. But I have few friends in US, though the other one lives in Colorado (though he's coming to Finland in six days) and the other one lives in Indiana. Ehh... Mindless drabble, nevermind.

Dan's cousin?

Viktor Krum kirjoitti:

Dan's cousin?

...you just have to believe me. If you don't, then... that's sad.

I don't think any of the actors in Harry Potter can be considered as good. Dan included.

if you don't like Dan it doesn't bother me. It's your decision. I don't hate you :)

...turn that for me?

Dan's cousin kirjoitti:

...turn that for me?

You mean "translate"? You speaky goody engrish for someone who lives in California. *raises an eyebrow*

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

You mean "translate"? You speaky goody engrish for someone who lives in California. *raises an eyebrow*

I meant that.. just an äksödent.

Dan's cousin kirjoitti:

I meant that.. just an äksödent.

Kuka tosiaan usko? Vai että serkku, hekoheko! Ja amerikasa? Muistaakseni Dan on engelsmanni.

ööö kirjoitti:

Kuka tosiaan usko? Vai että serkku, hekoheko! Ja amerikasa? Muistaakseni Dan on engelsmanni.

Mä ainakin uskon että tuo tyyppi on Danielin serkku. Kukas nyt semmosta menis valehtelemaan? Voihan sillä olla serkkuja muailmalla, yksi omistanikin asuu Amsterdamissa.

Laalalaa, oli muuten tosi hyvä että luin ton viestejä, muuten en olisi koskaan saanut tietää miten äksödent kirjoitetaan. Olen kirjoittanut sen näköjään väärin jo vuosia.

Tulispa joulupukki pian...

Dan's cousin kirjoitti:

I meant that.. just an äksödent.

Well ten it is oukei. Mai misteik sori.

Euro kirjoitti:

Mä ainakin uskon että tuo tyyppi on Danielin serkku. Kukas nyt semmosta menis valehtelemaan? Voihan sillä olla serkkuja muailmalla, yksi omistanikin asuu Amsterdamissa.

Laalalaa, oli muuten tosi hyvä että luin ton viestejä, muuten en olisi koskaan saanut tietää miten äksödent kirjoitetaan. Olen kirjoittanut sen näköjään väärin jo vuosia.

Tulispa joulupukki pian...

Ensinnäkään englanninkielisissä maissa ei taida olla näppiksissä skandeja?

Krayt kirjoitti:

Ensinnäkään englanninkielisissä maissa ei taida olla näppiksissä skandeja?

Ootkos koskaan Umlautista kuullut. Elikkäs esim pisteet u:n päällä -> ü. Sama a:n päällä on ä! HA!

WTF?

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

WTF?

Wash your mouth!

Granny kirjoitti:

Wash your mouth!

I abso-bloody-lutely won't.

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

I abso-bloody-lutely won't.

Dan's cousin, would you be a pleasant little girl and share with us, what are Daniel's favourite colours? Surely a COUSIN would know such thing

päivän paras! xD

Tom's sister's best friend'... kirjoitti:

Dan's cousin, would you be a pleasant little girl and share with us, what are Daniel's favourite colours? Surely a COUSIN would know such thing

He likes pink very much, but lightblue is a good color too.

Dan's cousin kirjoitti:

He likes pink very much, but lightblue is a good color too.

Sorry to disturbe you but I can't see you two here! Meatballs are getting cold.

And Daniel absolutely loves the color of fresh shit, don't you remember?

hah kirjoitti:

päivän paras! xD

...eilisen paras ;)

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

...eilisen paras ;)

That pink and light blue is wrong, actually. Well, I think you've already come to realise no one believes you anyway, since that pink was kinda joke-ish. Besides nobody whose native language is English would say "turn" when they mean "translate". I asked from a friend of mine who's british. Why am I still writing in English? Enpä tiedä!

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

...eilisen paras ;)

niinpä näkyy X)

netjunkie kirjoitti:

That pink and light blue is wrong, actually. Well, I think you've already come to realise no one believes you anyway, since that pink was kinda joke-ish. Besides nobody whose native language is English would say "turn" when they mean "translate". I asked from a friend of mine who's british. Why am I still writing in English? Enpä tiedä!

Maybe they're... umm... Danish. Yeah, they're Danish, so they don't understand Finnish, which is why *we* have to write in English!

Harumph, that's what I said about the "turn = translate" too, but did they listen? Nope.
No one ever listens to what I say! Woe is Pat Bateman...

Pat Bateman kirjoitti:

Maybe they're... umm... Danish. Yeah, they're Danish, so they don't understand Finnish, which is why *we* have to write in English!

Harumph, that's what I said about the "turn = translate" too, but did they listen? Nope.
No one ever listens to what I say! Woe is Pat Bateman...

Poor Pat.

Euro kirjoitti:

Poor Pat.

I know. *weeps*

Hello Granny! I would love to come, (well, you haven’t invite me but I can still came!) but I hate o meatballs. Oh, they are just so disgusting, awful, stupid, non-tasty and non-permanent and creepy little… Things. Which have meat. So, I could come, IF you could make something else, I mean Not Meatballs. A modern-granny would ‘make’ to her grandchildren spaghetti, pizza or just some kind of fast-food. I would love to have double cheeseburger (well, maybe 2) and self-make-coke. (All right, you don’t have to do that on home, but, um, well I just LOVE self-make-coke, so if could be merciful to me…It don’t take even VERY Much time, so…)
And if the others will come, then you can ‘make’ us something which have a lot of sugar. Um, maybe some cakes would be nice? And of course some sweets for me, maybe 2 kg, would be ok? And then… Okay, okay, the others can have 3 sweets each. Where was I? Hmm… Yeah, of course w need a bottle of coke, well is it enough? Or do we need 2 bottles… I think that you can choose Granny. These are after all YOUR parties, I mean, I’m just preparing thing, so you have easier do make all those food and find all stuff you need. Granny, just one more thing; I’m trying to have too much sugar, so I would be like, you know, having a sugar-drunk. So please, when I turn all green from the face, started to giggle, so when I look like a little green man, who’s giggling, and looks like he has just come out of the Moon, then I HAD TO BE TAKEN TO THE VET! … Um, well, maybe not. It just sounds so cool, I have to say it.

Okay, then for the first question. So, Harry is hot and Daniel is not. Why? Well Hello, you know, Harry can make spells and stuff like that. He can just be like, “ Wou vouvou*” that was the spell you jerks! And then, you know, he, you know, his wand, and then he has turn you into PUMPKIN! ahem, pumpkin?!
And Daniel is just like… And he is… He has…. … Well… HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE GREEN AYES!! Hey, that is a serious problem if he wants to be like harry. Only jerk have blue ayes. Hey, wait a second… I have blue ayes too! Oh my, well, ahem, I’m the only one which who the blues ayes suits.

Lilah kirjoitti:

Hello Granny! I would love to come, (well, you haven’t invite me but I can still came!) but I hate o meatballs. Oh, they are just so disgusting, awful, stupid, non-tasty and non-permanent and creepy little… Things. Which have meat. So, I could come, IF you could make something else, I mean Not Meatballs. A modern-granny would ‘make’ to her grandchildren spaghetti, pizza or just some kind of fast-food. I would love to have double cheeseburger (well, maybe 2) and self-make-coke. (All right, you don’t have to do that on home, but, um, well I just LOVE self-make-coke, so if could be merciful to me…It don’t take even VERY Much time, so…)
And if the others will come, then you can ‘make’ us something which have a lot of sugar. Um, maybe some cakes would be nice? And of course some sweets for me, maybe 2 kg, would be ok? And then… Okay, okay, the others can have 3 sweets each. Where was I? Hmm… Yeah, of course w need a bottle of coke, well is it enough? Or do we need 2 bottles… I think that you can choose Granny. These are after all YOUR parties, I mean, I’m just preparing thing, so you have easier do make all those food and find all stuff you need. Granny, just one more thing; I’m trying to have too much sugar, so I would be like, you know, having a sugar-drunk. So please, when I turn all green from the face, started to giggle, so when I look like a little green man, who’s giggling, and looks like he has just come out of the Moon, then I HAD TO BE TAKEN TO THE VET! … Um, well, maybe not. It just sounds so cool, I have to say it.

Okay, then for the first question. So, Harry is hot and Daniel is not. Why? Well Hello, you know, Harry can make spells and stuff like that. He can just be like, “ Wou vouvou*” that was the spell you jerks! And then, you know, he, you know, his wand, and then he has turn you into PUMPKIN! ahem, pumpkin?!
And Daniel is just like… And he is… He has…. … Well… HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE GREEN AYES!! Hey, that is a serious problem if he wants to be like harry. Only jerk have blue ayes. Hey, wait a second… I have blue ayes too! Oh my, well, ahem, I’m the only one which who the blues ayes suits.

You can come over once you learn better english. Your mother would be ashamed of you if she knew how badly you speak our language!

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