edelleen ajankohtainen kirjoitus:
"Minä luovutan. Windows on todiste siitä että ihmiset ovat aivan liian typeriä käyttämään tietokoneita."
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And too stupid or dishonest to report Microsoft Windows as the defective disaster that it is. If it were any other type of product it would have banned from every country in the world long ago. The BBC reports the latest Windows Conficker worm outbreak in typical "oh no big deal" fashion, does not identify this as a Windows worm until several paragraphs into the article, quotes industry security vendors as though they were actually worth listening to and not useless weasels, and then blames end users:
"The worm is spreading through low security networks, memory sticks, and PCs without current security updates...
""Microsoft did a good job of updating people's home computers, but the virus continues to infect business who have ignored the patch update...
""Of course, the real problem is that people haven't patched their software," he added.
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And once again the problem is minimized: "It affected exchanges of information but no information was lost. It was a security problem we had already simulated." At the least the reporter was bold enough to say "Microsoft" and "Windows." But sadly, once again, the end users were blamed.
Microsoft Saddles Up the Posse!
I saved the best story for last. I am NOT making this up! Microsoft itself, the richest software company ever, famous for having a cash hoard of tens of billions of dollars, famous for spending billions of dollars developing Windows and yet still can't code its way out of a soggy tissue, is offering a reward:
Microsoft Rounds Up Posse to Nab Conficker
"In a worldwide effort to bring down what experts warn may be the worst malware now facing the Internet, big names from the computer industry, academia and law enforcement are teaming up to go after the Conficker worm....Microsoft is coordinating an effort to cut the worm off at its head -- offering a $250,000 reward for information resulting in the arrest and conviction of those responsible for launching Conficker on the Internet."
You must read this article because it is straight out of Bizarro World News. It goes on to describe this ace worldwide confederacy of pros leaping into action to fight this worm: security vendors, Homeland Security, ICANN, Verisign, and universities. Here's the punchline:
"Conficker uses Windows' AutoRun feature -- the one that automatically opens and plays CD-Roms or movie DVDs when these are loaded into a computer.
AutoRun "makes the user experience very nice, but disabling AutoRun is a pain in the neck," Nazario said."
A pain in the neck? Did I read that correctly? A PAIN IN THE NECK??
Wow. I can't decide if I want to yell cuss words, or sit down and weep. I guess that makes Conficker "a bit of a bother." I guess if they actually do track down and punish the author of Conficker, the eleventeen-hundred thousand other Windows worms, Windows Trojan Horses, Windows viruses, and other Windows malware will all vanish.
Nobody Blames Microsoft
How much of a rocket scientist does it take to figure out "Hey, if I don't use this piece of crap operating system anymore, I won't have these problems! Hey, it might even be worth suing the vendor for siccing this incredible piece of dung on the world, costing tens of billions of dollars of damage, and endangering public safety!"
But no. After watching this exact same scenario play itself out hundreds of times in the past 13 years, it is impossible to avoid these conclusions:
The press are morons
The military are morons
The software security industry is one giant grub-like parasite with a vested interest in being ineffective
Microsoft's customers are morons
Most everyone is corrupt, and for dirt-cheap
The one ray of hope is that maybe, just maybe, the thousands of Windows worms will go to war with each other and kill every Windows machine on earth. Though that would be a short-lived cure, because even after a Windows holocaust the first thing the survivors are going to do is get up, dust themselves off, and see if rebooting will bring their systems back up.
http://www.linuxtoday.com/blog/2009/02/i-give-up-peopl.html
"Minä luovutan. Windows on todiste siitä että ihmiset ovat aivan liian typeriä käyttämään tietokoneita."
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And too stupid or dishonest to report Microsoft Windows as the defective disaster that it is. If it were any other type of product it would have banned from every country in the world long ago. The BBC reports the latest Windows Conficker worm outbreak in typical "oh no big deal" fashion, does not identify this as a Windows worm until several paragraphs into the article, quotes industry security vendors as though they were actually worth listening to and not useless weasels, and then blames end users:
"The worm is spreading through low security networks, memory sticks, and PCs without current security updates...
""Microsoft did a good job of updating people's home computers, but the virus continues to infect business who have ignored the patch update...
""Of course, the real problem is that people haven't patched their software," he added.
---
And once again the problem is minimized: "It affected exchanges of information but no information was lost. It was a security problem we had already simulated." At the least the reporter was bold enough to say "Microsoft" and "Windows." But sadly, once again, the end users were blamed.
Microsoft Saddles Up the Posse!
I saved the best story for last. I am NOT making this up! Microsoft itself, the richest software company ever, famous for having a cash hoard of tens of billions of dollars, famous for spending billions of dollars developing Windows and yet still can't code its way out of a soggy tissue, is offering a reward:
Microsoft Rounds Up Posse to Nab Conficker
"In a worldwide effort to bring down what experts warn may be the worst malware now facing the Internet, big names from the computer industry, academia and law enforcement are teaming up to go after the Conficker worm....Microsoft is coordinating an effort to cut the worm off at its head -- offering a $250,000 reward for information resulting in the arrest and conviction of those responsible for launching Conficker on the Internet."
You must read this article because it is straight out of Bizarro World News. It goes on to describe this ace worldwide confederacy of pros leaping into action to fight this worm: security vendors, Homeland Security, ICANN, Verisign, and universities. Here's the punchline:
"Conficker uses Windows' AutoRun feature -- the one that automatically opens and plays CD-Roms or movie DVDs when these are loaded into a computer.
AutoRun "makes the user experience very nice, but disabling AutoRun is a pain in the neck," Nazario said."
A pain in the neck? Did I read that correctly? A PAIN IN THE NECK??
Wow. I can't decide if I want to yell cuss words, or sit down and weep. I guess that makes Conficker "a bit of a bother." I guess if they actually do track down and punish the author of Conficker, the eleventeen-hundred thousand other Windows worms, Windows Trojan Horses, Windows viruses, and other Windows malware will all vanish.
Nobody Blames Microsoft
How much of a rocket scientist does it take to figure out "Hey, if I don't use this piece of crap operating system anymore, I won't have these problems! Hey, it might even be worth suing the vendor for siccing this incredible piece of dung on the world, costing tens of billions of dollars of damage, and endangering public safety!"
But no. After watching this exact same scenario play itself out hundreds of times in the past 13 years, it is impossible to avoid these conclusions:
The press are morons
The military are morons
The software security industry is one giant grub-like parasite with a vested interest in being ineffective
Microsoft's customers are morons
Most everyone is corrupt, and for dirt-cheap
The one ray of hope is that maybe, just maybe, the thousands of Windows worms will go to war with each other and kill every Windows machine on earth. Though that would be a short-lived cure, because even after a Windows holocaust the first thing the survivors are going to do is get up, dust themselves off, and see if rebooting will bring their systems back up.
http://www.linuxtoday.com/blog/2009/02/i-give-up-peopl.html
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Vanhimmat
Jopas oli VAIKERTELUA yhden illan ajanvietteeksi !
Kyllä ne linux hihhulit osaa vaikerrella, mutta se linux rypistys on täys foasko, johon pitäisi uhrata joutoaika korjailla sitä lantakasaa toimivaksi systeemiksi, vaan ei ole aikaa korjailuun linux runttausta, mutta näillä sivuilla kyllä on sitä linux hihhulien huulipaskaa riittämiin !!!!!!!!!!!
ja vielä ihan englanniksi, ei voi ku ihmetellä että missä aina rahaton linkku-urpo olisi sitte voinu englantia oppia, joku halpa copy/paste juttu varmaan, eihän aina rahaton linkku-urpo kai englantia voine mitenkää oppia kun ei reppana ole vielä ehtinyt muutenkaa oppia lukemaa, linkkuran käyttö on onneksi aika helppoa, jopa aina rahaton linkku-urpokii oppii sitä linkkuran-reuhkaa ainakii jotenkii käyttämää ja vielä iha anonyyminä tietenkii, eihän siinä linkkuran-reuhkassa juuri mikkään ohjelmat toimi mutta juuri se linkkuran lyömätön ominaisuus tekkee siitä ihan kämäsestä linkkuran-reuhkasta nii helppokäyttösen että jopa lukutaidoton linkku-urpokii oppii sitä ainakii jotenkii käyttämään, varsinkii nää 2 lyömätöntä linkkuran erikoisvälinettä tarjoaa se halpa linkkura aina rahattoman linkku-urpon käytettäväksi, pdf-tiedoston saa auki ainakii jonkunlaisessa muodossa ja välillä voipi ottaa urpo vaikka erän sitä linkkuran vallan huippusuosittua peruna-poika peli-rypistystä tosin vaan niillä linkkuran ihan kämäsillä 8-bit väreillä ja iha ilman äänii tietenkii vai kui linkku-urpot ?
pukkaa.
" ei voi ku ihmetellä että missä aina rahaton linkku-urpo olisi sitte voinu englantia oppia"
Ihan peruskoulussa sitä opetetaan. Tietäisit tämänkin jos olisit ollut joskus koulussa. Kirjoituksistasi päätellen et ole ollut.
On se voinut olla, kolmannellahan sitä vasta opetetaan....
Taisi Mika Waltari kirjoittaa "Sinuhe Egyptiläisessä" kuinka ihminen on tyhmä kuin nauta. Kun joku laittaa riimun tämän kaulaan hän voi taluttaa tämän naudan minne tahansa haluaa.
No, ei ehkä koske aivan kaikkia. Ihmisissä on sellainen pieni vähemmistö jotka ovat riittävän itsetietoisia ja omanarvontuntoisia sekä uskaltavat kyseenalaistaa vallitsevia totuuksia, kuten sitä esim. että kaikkien suomalaisten nyt pitäisi käyttää Nokian puhelimia ja Microsoft Windowsia käyttöjärjestelmänä tai että tekstinkäsittely olisi sama asia kuin MS Word. Juuri tämä pieni vähemmistö on se etujoukko joka rohkeasti ja ennakkoluulottamasti näyttää suuntaa tuolle suurelle enemmistölle - mölisevälle laumalle nautoja.
Walking dead:n ei oikeastaan tarvitse tapahtua enää koska se on jo tapahtunut. Suurin osa ihmisistä on helvetin tyhmiä zombeja. Näitä typeryksiä tulee joka päivä vastaan kaupassa, töissä, kadulla, kouluissa - eivätkä he edes tajua olevansa jätettä.
En tunne muita ihmisiä kohtaan juurikaan mitään sympatiaa. Pidän ihmisiä lähinnä typerinä ja ajattelukyvyttöminä ongelmajätteinä, joiden ei tarvitsisi olla olemassa, mutta ovatpahan kuitenkin sen pienen ja järkevän ajattelukykyisen vähemmistön riesoina.