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Condoleezza "Condi" Rice (National Security Advisor)
George W. Bush

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

-George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

-Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

-George: Great. Lay it on me.

-Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

-George: That's what I want to know.

-Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

-George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

-Condi: Yes.

-George: I mean the fellow's name.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The guy in China.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The new leader of China.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The Chinaman!

-Condi: Hu is leading China.

-George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

-Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

-George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

-Condi: That's the man's name.

-George: That's who's name?

-Condi: Yes.

-George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

-Condi: That's correct.

-George: Then who is in China?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir is in China?

-Condi: No, sir.

-George: Then who is?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir?

-Condi: No, sir.

-George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

-Condi: Kofi?

-George: No, thanks.

-Condi: You want Kofi?

-George: No.

-Condi: You don't want Kofi.

-George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

-Condi: Kofi?

-George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

-Condi: And call who?

-George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

-Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

-George: Will you stay out of China?!

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

-Condi: Kofi.

-George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

-Condi: Rice, here.

-George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?