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Pippin: "It comes in pants?"
'Pants crept back into the forest of the world. Rumours grew of a
shadow in the pants. Whispers of
a nameless fear.'
Frodo to Gandalf: "You have been labelled a disturber of the pants"
Elrond: "Pants are weak."
Bilbo (from inside Bag End): "No thank you! We don't want any more
visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"
Gandalf: "And what about very old pants?"
Boromir: "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
Frodo, to Bilbo at the Party: "Bilbo, watch out for the pants!"
Bilbo: "Pants? Nonsense! There haven't been pants in these parts for
a thousand years!"
Galadriel: "Will you look into my pants, Frodo?"
Frodo: "What will I see?"
Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell"

Saruman (to Gandalf): 'Your love of the halfling's pants has clouded
your mind.'
Galadriel (prologue):
'He had this one chance to destroy evil, but the pants of Men are
strange.'
(Frodo and Merry huddle behind some bushes at night and anxiously
look off into the distance.)
Frodo: "We must to get out of our pants!"
Merry ponders things, then... firmly: "Unbuckle Merry!"
Frodo, to Gandalf: "Before you came along, we Bagginses were very
well thought of. Never had any pants or did
anything unexpected."
Boromir: "If this is indeed the will of the Counsil my pants will see it
done."
Sam to Frodo in the Pony: "That fellow has done nothing but stare at
our pants since we got here"
*Boromir looking into Frodo's pants*
"It is a strange fate that we suffer so much fear and doubt over so
small a thing...such a little thing."
Witch-King: "Give us the pants She-Elf."
Arwen: "If you want them come and claim them!"
Elrond: 'This evil cannot be concealed by the pants of the Elves.'
Gandalf: 'Tell me, when did Saruman the Wise abandon robes for
pants?'
Galadriel: "And for 2500 years the pants passed out of all knowledge
until, when chance came, they ensnared a
new wearer."
Galadriel: "For the pants of men are easily corrupted, and the Pants of
Power have a will of their own."
Elrond: 'I was there the day the pants of Men failed.'
Arwen: 'Do you remember when we first met?'
Aragorn: 'I thought I had strayed into your pants.'
(Sindarin subtitled)
Boromir: 'The pants of the Enemy are a gift. Let us wear them against
him.'
Arwen: "What is this? A Ranger caught without his pants?"
Aragorn: "You have my sword"
Legolas: "And you have my bow"
Gimli: "And MY PANTS!"
Boromir: "You wear the pants of us all little one."
Strider: 'You're drawing far too much attention to your pants... Mr.
Underhill.'
Gimli: "I will die before I see the pants on the legs of an Elf."
"Anyway, you need someone with pants on this
mission..quest...thing"
Merry:*looking down* Well that rules you out, Pip"
Elrond at the Council: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Pants"
Saruman to Lurtz (on how he likes his pants): 'I want them clean and
unsoiled.'
(On the Flanks of Caradhras, in Redhorn pass)
Aragorn: "We must take off our pants!"
Gandalf: "No!"
Sam, in amazement in Moria: "Now there's a pants-opener and no
mistake!"
Gandalf: "Fool of a Took, throw your pants in next time and spare us
your pants!"
Frodo: "What are they, Strider?"
Strider: "They were once pants."
Gimli: "Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still wears
pants!"
Aragorn: "By nightfall these pants will be crawling with Orcs."
Boromir reassuring Frodo: "Why do you recoil, I wear no pants?"
Gimli:"They say all who look upon her lose their pants. Well this is one
Dwarf she won't unpant!"
Gandalf, at the gates of Moria: "Oh it's quite simple...If you are a
friend, you speak the password and the pants
will open."
Gandalf to Frodo: "Do not be so eager to deal our doom and pants"
Galadriel: "I know what you saw...for it is also in my pants"
Galadriel: "These pants were appointed to you, and if they do not fit,
they will fit no-one".
Saruman: "Do you know how the shorts first came into being? They
were once pants..."
Aragorn: 'I swore to protect you.'
Frodo: 'But can you protect me from your pants?'
Gandalf: 'You were meant to wear the pants, Frodo.'
Boromir: "I heard a voice in my head...she spoke of my pants. She
said they are still on, but I cannot see any"
Frodo: "Take them! You must take my pants, I'm giving them too you!"
Gandalf: "Do not tempt me Frodo! You see, I would try to wear these
pants out of the intention of looking
good..."
Gandalf: "You must remember, Frodo, the pants are trying to get back
to its wearer...they want to be found"
Arwen: "Why do you fear the pants?"
Strider: "I can drop my pants if I wish, but being able to make them
disappear entirely is a rare gift"
Gandalf: "Let us hope our pants here will go unoticed"
Bilbo: "I know half of you half as well as your pants, and I like less
than half of your pants half as well as you
deserve."
Boromir: "Shards of Narsil! The sword that cut the pants off Sauron's
waist!"
Saruman: "The eye pierces everything. Earth...flesh...pants."
Merry: "I don't think he knows about pants, Pip."
Pippin: "What about trousers? And slacks?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
Galadriel: "The world is changing. I taste it in the air. I feel it in my
pants."
Elrond: "We can not withstand the pants of both Isengard and
Mordor."
Elrond: "The pants can not be destroyed by any mortal means, Gimli
son of Gloin: they are polyester."
"Sauron has returned. You know of what I speak. A great pair of
pants, wreathed in flame." -Saruman
Galadriel: "Welcome, Frodo of the Shire, one who has seen THE
PANTS!"
Barliman Butterbur: "And what is your name little master?"
Frodo: "Mister Underpants!"
Celeborn: "Where ... is ... Gandalf? I ... greatly ... desire ... to ... see ...
his ... pants".
Boromir: "What new devilry is this?"
Gandalf: "It is bell-bottoms, a demon of the ancient world. RUN!"
"The quest stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and your
pants shall fall, to the ruin and utter
discomfort of us all."
"Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement."
-Gandalf
Merry bursting into the Council:
"We're coming too! And you'll have to tie us up with our own pants to
stop us!"
Gandalf to Frodo:
All we can do is decide what to do with the pants that are given to us
Legolas during the lament for Gandalf's pants in Lorien:
I have not the ability to tell you. For me, the pants are still too tight.
Gandalf to Saruman:
There is only one Lord of The Rings, and he does not share his pants!
Elrond: "Sauron's pants are already moving..."
Aragorn to Frodo at the Council:
If with pants or without I can serve you, I will
Sam: I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee.
And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
Frodo: I will drop my pants...though I do not know why.
Gandalf: And I will assist you.
Aragorn without pants;
This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul.
Boromir: "Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other
ways, Frodo. Other pants you could wear."

Aragorn without pants: Are you frightened?
Frodo (looking down): Yes
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough! Bilbo without pants: It's a
pretty little thing, isn't it? Light as a feather,
yet as hard as dragon scales.
"Nobody tosses pants!" - Gimli
You are a pants-wearer Frodo. To be a pants-wearer is to be alone.
-Galadriel
Are you wearing pants?
Yes.
Not enough pants.
Lost! My pants is lost! -Gollum
One pants to rule them all,
One pants to find them,
One pants to bring them all
And in the darkness wear them.
If you want my pants... come and claim them! - Arwen
Sam at the Council of Elrond: "Frodos not going anywhere without
pants".
He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn... you owe him your pants. -Legolas
"Rivendell? We're going to see the pants!" -Sam
"Not the pants!" - Gimli
"Sew me a pair of pants worthy of me" -Sauron
"The pants are strong my lord. Their stitching is good." -Random Orc
"There are many magical pants in the world, and none of them are to
be used lightly!" Gandalf
"Old Toby-- the finest pants in South-Farthing!" --Bilbo
Frodo to Gandalf:
"I wish I had never worn any pants. I wish none of this had ever
happened."
Gandalf to Frodo:
"So do all who live through such times, but that is not for them to
decide. All we have to decide is what to do
with the pants that are given us."
In Lorien:
Legolas: A lament for Gandalf's pants.
M/P: What do they say?
Legolas: I have not the heart to tell you.
Boromir to Aragorn:
Give them some pants, for Pity's sake!
Elrond: Strangers from distant lands, you will wear pants or you will
fail.
Boromir to Gandalf: These pants do not fit! We must head for the Gap
in Rohan!
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, taking off your pants. You step out
of your pants, and if you don't keep your
feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." - Bilbo
Gandalf to Moth: Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants Gwaihir
pants pants pants pants Gwaihir, go!
Saruman to Gandalf:
It would be wise, old friend, to remove your pants.
Bilbo, to Gandalf: "He'd probably come with me if I asked him. I think
in his heart Frodo is still in love with the
Shire, with woods, fields, and little pants."
Arwen to Aragorn, in Rivendell:
Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn:
Yes, I thought I had strayed into a dream. You told me to remove my
pants.
"Tell me about your pants Gandalf, I want to know everything!" -
Frodo
Gandalf to Bilbo:
Do not take me for a wearer of cheap pants!
"What is this new devilry?"
"An obscenely large pair of pants. These pants are beyond all of you.
Run!"
Boromir to Aragorn:
I would have taken off my pants for you.... my brother.... my captain....
my king.
"Your far to eager and pantless for a hobbit, it's most unnatural." -
Gandalf
I need a holiday Gandalf. I think I'll take off my pants, and I don't
expect I'll ever put them back on agian. In
fact, I mean not to! -Bilbo Baggins.
"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants." - Legolas
There is evil there, that does not wear pants! -- Boromir
We cannot wear pants! -- Aragorn to Boromir at the CoE
Why, Bilbo's pants! -- Gandalf to Frodo
Find the pants! -- Lurtz
Sam to Frodo: No No No No - Frodo!
Frodo: No Sam. I'm putting on my pants alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm helping you!
Celeborn: Pantless ...you ..are ...here, yet ...in pants... you... set...
out... from... Riiiveeeeeendeeeeeeell. Tell
me.... where are... your....pants....? For... I... desire... to... wear....
them.
"They will find the pants and kill the one who wears them."
Butterbur to the Hobbits: "Not seen pants for six months"
Frodo: "And it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my
pants."
Gandalf to Frodo: "Life goes on much as it has this day, scarcely
aware of the existence of pants, a fact for
which I am extremely thankful"
"So Gandalf... you try to put on khakis. And if the pants themselves
are too tight for you, what then will you
wear? Will you wear the worse pants to Moria?" -- Saruman
"I want to wear pants again, Gandalf! Pants!"-- Bilbo
"I don't know what he's so upset about... it's just a pair of pants"--
Merry
"A shortcut to what?"
"Pants!"
Aragorn to the hobbits:
They were Men once, but Sauron the deceiver gave them
bell-bottoms, and one by one they fell under his spell.
They are pantless now....
Frodo: "What are you doing?"
Merry (gesturing proudly): "Ankles, pants, nice crispy *****!!"
Frodo: Put them back on, you fool!
Gandalf: "You have no pants! I am the Servant of the Secret Singer
Patterns, wielder of the Needle and Thread.
You have no pants! Boxers will not avail you, Flaming Underpants! Go
back to the dressing room! You have no
pants!"
Frodo to Sam: "I hope the others find their pants. I don't think I will
ever see mine again."
Gandalf hanging off of the bridge in Moria: "Your flies, you fools!"
Pippin: "What's that?"
Merry: "These my friend, are pants."
Pippin: "They come in pants? I'm gettin' some."
"Something draws near... I can feel it in my pants!" - Legolas
Gandalf: My pants... can you see anything?
Frodo: Nothing... Wait...
Frodo to Gandalf, after looking down his pants:
"There's something down there!"
Boromir to Aragorn in Moria:
"They have cave troll with no pants!"
"They're some form of elvish pants-- I cannot wear them."
"There are few who can. They are the dark pants of Mordor, which I
shall not put on here.
"Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future".
The hobbit kids: "Pants, Gandalf, Pants! Pants!"
"He's seeking them...seeking them, all his thoughts are bent on
pants"
Gollum with his hand down his pants:
"My precioussss!"
Do you know how Pants first came into being? They were once Skirts.
Taken by the Dark Powers in the First Age
- tortured, mutilated - a ruined and terrible form of clothing, bred into
Menswear.
My pants need changing. I feel it in my pants and I smell it my pants...
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like tight pants spread over too much
bum.
It was in that hour that Isildur, son of the king, put on his father's
pants... -Galadriel
Frodo Baggins, a wizard's pants are never too tight. Nor are they too
baggy. They fit precisely as he means them
to. -Gandalf
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been
pantsdropping?

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