THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT SONG
Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle though it was very sad.
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild,
And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle though it was very sad.
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild,
And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
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Vanhimmat
oho en kyl ymmärtäny mitää tost jutusta mut ei sen väliä kai se ihan hyvä oli....=)
Hassu juttu! Mutta sävel puuttui. ;)
voi perse oliko se laulu?? heh no eihän siin sit ketää....
vuotta sitten kun minä oli kaksikymmentä - kolme minä olin naimisissa leskille joka oli sievä kuin voi olla. tämä leskilla oli täysikasvuinen tytär jolla oli punaisen hius . minun isäni pudosi rakastunut hänen ja piaan kanssa hekin vihkittiin. This teki minun isäni minun vävyni ja muutettu minun kovin elämäni. minun tytäreni oli minun äidini, 'syy hän oli minun isän vaimoni. asian jopan mutkistamiseksi vaikka se haettu me ilo, minä pian tuli pompotuksen poikavauvan isä . My pieni vauva silloin tuli lanko isälle, joten tuli minun sedäni vaikka se oli kovin surullinen. jos hän oli minun sedäni silloin joka myös teki hänet veli leskista täysikasvuisesta tytäresta joka tietysti oli minun askelmani - äiti. Father's vaimo silloin oli poika joka piti hänet juoksulla, ja hän tuli minun lapsenlapsini hän oli minun tytären poijani. vaimoni on nyt minun äidin äidini ja se tekee minut sininen, koska vaikka hän on vaimoni hänen minun isoäidini, liian. Now jos vaimoni onko minun isoäiti sitten minä olen hänet lapsenlapsi, ja joka kerran minä ajattelen siitä se melkeisiä ajeluiden me villi, nyt minulla on tulla kummemmin tapaus minä kaan saha. kuin minun isoäidin aviomies , Olen minun oma vaarini. Oh, Olen minun oma vaarini olen minun oma vaarini se kuulostaa hauska tiedän mutta se oikein on so Oh, Olen minun oma vaarini.