Naiselle!!

”Wtf no! I mean you’ve never talked before??”
”Well, I’m not really that talkative type. But since it’s always that same never ending, repetitive bulllshit I figured that this time I would answer. So yes, this creature called ”a dog”, as in me, loves you. By the way, just licked some shitt off that curb while we were walking to Grocery Outlet, like always. Would you like me to lick your face next? I mean, that’s the usual thing, right?”

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

”Wtf no! I mean you’ve never talked before??”
”Well, I’m not really that talkative type. But since it’s always that same never ending, repetitive bulllshit I figured that this time I would answer. So yes, this creature called ”a dog”, as in me, loves you. By the way, just licked some shitt off that curb while we were walking to Grocery Outlet, like always. Would you like me to lick your face next? I mean, that’s the usual thing, right?”

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*2 hours*
”I hear ya, I hear ya..”
*15 minutes*
”…and he even went back right after, not realizing what just happened.”
”HAHAHA yeah I remember that.. holy shitt that was so far gone. Hold on I gotta pour more into my glass. (From kitchen:) Tell me, since you’re such a funny guy..”
”A dog.”
”Such a funny dog, why you never talked before? It’s such great times!”
”I don’t know, I really don’t give a fuckk I guess. That’s why I lick some shitt always when we’re outside. Here’s the real question though. Like, you never realized I do that, and if you did, why you always let me lick your face right after that?”
”I mean yeah, it’s kinda like, having to add one plus one and I’m not really..”
”Tf you mean ”adding one plus one?” You realize that doesn’t make any sense at all? Brings me to another question..”
”Hold on a sec again I..”
”You’re not going anywhere right now. Listen. Does a fuckingg dog actually have a higher IQ than you do, or am I just tripping my balls off here?”
”Bro you’re castrated.”
”Oh yeah. Well, not really then HAHAHA (both)”

Yeah, right. 👍😘

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

Yeah, right. 👍😘

😡really?
I tought you love me?

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

😡really?
I tought you love me?

I am in love.

Ja/tai että tarvinko uusia ystäviä kun kerran edelliset vuodetkin oli tämän palstaäijäsapluunan mukaan niin raskaat nääs

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

Ja/tai että tarvinko uusia ystäviä kun kerran edelliset vuodetkin oli tämän palstaäijäsapluunan mukaan niin raskaat nääs

Tän apäijän monologien piruetti velvoitti

My divine personalities agree too, mostly

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

My divine personalities agree too, mostly

Ok!

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

Ok!

Kali-Ma is like all over the place