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How many dogs you need to open the computer?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid computer?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid power switch!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me open it! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please!

German Shepherd: I'll open it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it on while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Open the computer? I'm sorry, but I don't see a computer!

Cocker Spaniel: Why open it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: No necesitamos una mierda de computadora!. Or "We don't need no stinking computer."

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Cattledog: First, I'll put all computers in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll open it. By the time he opens that computer
for me, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to open a computer?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not open computers. People open computers. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect someone to open that computer, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!