A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Ooh s**t, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Finnair!"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Ooh s**t, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Finnair!"
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Vanhimmat
Repesin täysin. Kiitti! :DD
Vanhakantainen nirppanokkaisuus on kuuluisaa ;)
on monessa eri maassa julkaistuna vitsinä ja siinä tuo viimeinen lentoyhtiö on aina eri eli tämä juttu kuuluu niiin jotka kiertävät maailmassa eivätkä oikeastaan kuulu mihinkään.
Eri huumorisivustoilla on samantapaisia kyllästymiseen asti milloin mistäkin aiheesta.
tosikko lentoemo?
Finnairilla :D
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Ooh s**t, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Blue1!"
Kyllä naurattaa kovasti.. Amerikkalaisten yhtiöiden sekaan ympätty pieni ja kotimainen vinair. En muista mikä yhtiö tuossa oli alkuperäisessä vitsissä mutta varmasti oli hauskempi alkuperäisenä. Mutta kotimaan urpoille ei tietenkään ole olemassa muuta firmaa kuin Finnair. Kunpa tekin joskus pääsisitte avartamaan maailmankuvaanne eli pääsisitte vähän pidemmälle kuin Lomalennolla Kanarialle.
Ja edellisen kertoi kokemuksen rintaäänellä henkilö, joka pääsi kerran ihan Lanzarotelle saakka.
kuulu myös niihin Kanarian saariin? Ainakin olen aina ollut siinä luulossa...
Lantsaroote ei ollut edellisessäkään viestissäni vahinko, joten... ;)