luostarissa

The confession line was very long and the priest needed to use the bathroom badly.
He called in one of the altar boys and asked him to fill-in for a minute.
The priest gave him a list of sins & penance. Just match them up.
The first women confessed to giving the neighbor a blowjob and anal sex.
These weren't on the list, so the altar boy asked another altar boy,
"What does the father give for anal sex and a blowjob?"
"He usually gives me a bag of chips and a soda."