TPS-fanit

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a TPS fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are TPS fans too. Not really knowing what an TPS fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not an TPS fan,” she retorts. “Then,” asks her teacher, “what are you?” “I’m a proud Tappara Fan,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Tappara fan. “Well, my Dad and Mom are Tappara fans, so I’m a Tappara fan too,” she responds. The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?” “Oh,” says the little girl. “Well, then I’d be an TPS fan.”