Haapajärvellä

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 7 days since my last confession and I've been with a woman of loose morals", said the man in Haapajärvi
The priest asks, "Is that you, Tomi?"
"Yes Father, it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well Tomi, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now! Was it Laura?"
"I cannot say," Tomi replied.
"Was it Pirkko?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Seija?"
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Kirsti?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Elina, then?"
"Please Father, I cannot tell you."
"The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tomi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend church or Mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tomi walked back to his pew.
His friend Risto, slides over and whispered, "What did you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."