Suonenjoen kirkossa

One day Mrs. Kipponen went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Kipponen is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Kipponen dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Kipponen.
"Jesus!", Kipponen cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Kipponen," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Kipponen nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Kipponen.
"God!" Mr. Kipponen cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Kipponen again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Kipponen mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Kipponen poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.