Päivän paras vitsisivusto löytyy virallisilta Valkoisen Talon kotisivulta (www.whitehouse.org) linkistä "Iraq at a glance: Essential facts about America's most dangerous enemy":
Key facts:
437,072 sq km of barren desert wasteland. Sworn enemy of the United States and white people everywhere. Inhabited exclusively by Arabiac terrorists and unsaved Islamoids, who shamelessly conspire to withhold the vast reserves of American oil held hostage deep beneath their worthless nation.
Hygeine:
Like cats, Iraquians bathe primarily in dust, and groom each other's hair with their tongues.
Sport:
There is no football, baseball, basketball or hockey in Iraq. As with most inferior nations, "soccer" is popular, though notably less so than "martyr ball," in which opposing teams of fifteen players compete on their hands and knees to nudge a semi-decayed goat testicle across a scorpion-infested minefield.
Geography:
Iraq consists of little more than tens of thousands of square miles of sun-baked dirt mountains, in which reside countless muslamic savages, who engage in ferociously indiscriminate breeding to fill the ranks of Iraq's vast armies of pre-teen terrorists.
Food:
The dietary staples of Iraq include camel meat, lentils, and yogurt. In addition, 53% of Iraquians are practicing cannibals. Stillborn and female infants are routinely barbecued whole and served with turshi, a popular mixture of pickled vegetables.
Architechture:
Inspired primarily by the design of Donald Trump's "Taj Mahal" casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, most Iraquian structures are built of kiln-dried bricks of human excrement, and adorned with the desert-bleached bones of Christian children.
Art:
Though roughly 75% of Iraquian men are artistically-inclined homosexual types, the country produces no original art of its own. Reproductions of foreign art are popular though - best sellers including Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" and Chris Ofili's elephant dung-smeared "The Holy Virgin Mary."
Huh huh! Onpa kammottava valtio tuo Irak kieltämättä. On se vaan hyvä että maailman viisain kansa, yhdysvallat, on tajunnut asian vakavuuden ja lähtee sivistämään tuota hirvittävää barbaarilaumaa. Kohottakaamme kolminkertainen eläköönhuuto maailmanpoliisi USA:lle: ELÄKÖÖN, ELÄKÖÖN, ELÄKÖÖN!
Key facts:
437,072 sq km of barren desert wasteland. Sworn enemy of the United States and white people everywhere. Inhabited exclusively by Arabiac terrorists and unsaved Islamoids, who shamelessly conspire to withhold the vast reserves of American oil held hostage deep beneath their worthless nation.
Hygeine:
Like cats, Iraquians bathe primarily in dust, and groom each other's hair with their tongues.
Sport:
There is no football, baseball, basketball or hockey in Iraq. As with most inferior nations, "soccer" is popular, though notably less so than "martyr ball," in which opposing teams of fifteen players compete on their hands and knees to nudge a semi-decayed goat testicle across a scorpion-infested minefield.
Geography:
Iraq consists of little more than tens of thousands of square miles of sun-baked dirt mountains, in which reside countless muslamic savages, who engage in ferociously indiscriminate breeding to fill the ranks of Iraq's vast armies of pre-teen terrorists.
Food:
The dietary staples of Iraq include camel meat, lentils, and yogurt. In addition, 53% of Iraquians are practicing cannibals. Stillborn and female infants are routinely barbecued whole and served with turshi, a popular mixture of pickled vegetables.
Architechture:
Inspired primarily by the design of Donald Trump's "Taj Mahal" casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, most Iraquian structures are built of kiln-dried bricks of human excrement, and adorned with the desert-bleached bones of Christian children.
Art:
Though roughly 75% of Iraquian men are artistically-inclined homosexual types, the country produces no original art of its own. Reproductions of foreign art are popular though - best sellers including Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" and Chris Ofili's elephant dung-smeared "The Holy Virgin Mary."
Huh huh! Onpa kammottava valtio tuo Irak kieltämättä. On se vaan hyvä että maailman viisain kansa, yhdysvallat, on tajunnut asian vakavuuden ja lähtee sivistämään tuota hirvittävää barbaarilaumaa. Kohottakaamme kolminkertainen eläköönhuuto maailmanpoliisi USA:lle: ELÄKÖÖN, ELÄKÖÖN, ELÄKÖÖN!
Vastaukset 3
Vanhimmat
Toivottavasti tajusit. Jos niin sarkasmi on hieno asia etenkin silloin kun sitä on vaikea havaita.
Jos et niin olet valitettavasti todellinen idiootti
hahaa, loistavaa sarkasmia ja hauska juttu.Amerikkalaiset osaavat paitsi kirjoittaa, tehdä hyviä leffoja, he osaavat myös nauraa omille arvoilleen ja yhteiskunnalleen.
Suomalainen ei ehkä ymmärrä tätä kulttuuria ja ottaa kaiken kirjoitetun niin kuoleman vakavasti.
Itse mä olen huono vitsinkertoja mutta rakastan tuollaisia edellä kerrottuja.
Viralliset kotisivut?? www.whitehouse.org??
Tiedoksi viralliset sivut ovat www.whitehouse.gov!!!!