I am the Ultimate Male

Common people: - What are you?

The ultimate Male: - I am the ultimate Male!

Common people: what do you do?

The ultimate Male: I will fuck women and beat bums.

Common people: Do you know mercy?

The ultimate Male: No i don't.

Common people: Why are you so powerful?

The ultimate Male: Power was granted to me when i was a young boy.

Common people: Who gave it to you?

The ultimate Male: - God's gave it to me.

Common people: - Is your might used for good only?

The ultimate Male: - I am beyond that dichotomy. Question is meaningless.

Common people: - We don't understand. Will you kill people?

The ultimate Male: - When i feel like it.

Common people: - Isn't that just wrong?

The ultimate Male: - Wrong? I don't know that word. I just explained the concept to you. (idiot's).

Commmon people: - But our mother said to us that it is wrong to kill people. And the priest said the same thing.

The ultimate Male: - I don't give a damn!

Common people: We think that you are a bad man!

The ultimate Male: You can think what ever you please. I still hold the ultimate power!

Common people: The God will punish you in afterlife!

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA! In afterlife i will rule alongside the God's.

Commmon people: What is our fate then?

The ultimate Male: You will perish! You will rot in the ground!

Common people: No! We don't accept that!

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA..... There is nothing you can do. Your fate was sealed before you were born.

Common people: (hysterical crying)

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA HA HA.....
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Common people: - What are you?

The ultimate Male: - I am the ultimate Male!

Common people: what do you do?

The ultimate Male: I will fuck women and beat bums.

Common people: Do you know mercy?

The ultimate Male: No i don't.

Common people: Why are you so powerful?

The ultimate Male: Power was granted to me when i was a young boy.

Common people: Who gave it to you?

The ultimate Male: - God's gave it to me.

Common people: - Is your might used for good only?

The ultimate Male: - I am beyond that dichotomy. Question is meaningless.

Common people: - We don't understand. Will you kill people?

The ultimate Male: - When i feel like it.

Common people: - Isn't that just wrong?

The ultimate Male: - Wrong? I don't know that word. I just explained the concept to you. (idiot's).

Commmon people: - But our mother said to us that it is wrong to kill people. And the priest said the same thing.

The ultimate Male: - I don't give a damn!

Common people: We think that you are a bad man!

The ultimate Male: You can think what ever you please. I still hold the ultimate power!

Common people: The God will punish you in afterlife!

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA! In afterlife i will rule alongside the God's.

Commmon people: What is our fate then?

The ultimate Male: You will perish! You will rot in the ground!

Common people: No! We don't accept that!

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA..... There is nothing you can do. Your fate was sealed before you were born.

Common people: (hysterical crying)

The ultimate Male: HA HA HA HA HA.....

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