synnytys Turussa

# A young lady in Turku in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
# "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
# "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."
# "Do you have a partner then?"
# "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
# After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
# "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
# "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
# "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
# "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
# "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
# At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
# "Well thank fuck for that !"
# "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
# "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"