This ain't a song for the happy couples
No silent prayer for my wife-unfaithful
she is just bitch with null-dignity
you maybe sleeping in her arms right now
but I'm not gonna blame it on you
'cause it's my wife
she's the cheapest hoochie
and I ain't gonna stand her forever
I just wanna a ride when I'm in need
(with my wife)
but her crotch is like a busy highway!
Like Franky said it
I'll have to go about it
before I get an infection
from my wife...
this is for the ones who constrain their wives
for Tommy and the boys in Alabama
You who taught your women a lesson for cheating
and they're not all that lucky
got their faces roughly reshaped
she's my wife
she's the cheapest hoochie
and I ain't gonna stand it further
I can't even sleep with her
(that's my wife)
God...Her crotch is like a busy highway!
Like Franky told me
I'll have fix things up
slap her around and boot her out
now she's my ex-wife...
Better stand tall when she cheats you around
Don't bend, don't break, don't back down
just slap your wife!
she was my wife
she was the cheapest hoochie
and I didn't want see that game
I couldn't even sleep with her
(she was my wife)
God...Her crotch was like a busy highway!
My friends have said
I did the right thing
No more fear of an infection
from my (ex)wife...
No silent prayer for my wife-unfaithful
she is just bitch with null-dignity
you maybe sleeping in her arms right now
but I'm not gonna blame it on you
'cause it's my wife
she's the cheapest hoochie
and I ain't gonna stand her forever
I just wanna a ride when I'm in need
(with my wife)
but her crotch is like a busy highway!
Like Franky said it
I'll have to go about it
before I get an infection
from my wife...
this is for the ones who constrain their wives
for Tommy and the boys in Alabama
You who taught your women a lesson for cheating
and they're not all that lucky
got their faces roughly reshaped
she's my wife
she's the cheapest hoochie
and I ain't gonna stand it further
I can't even sleep with her
(that's my wife)
God...Her crotch is like a busy highway!
Like Franky told me
I'll have fix things up
slap her around and boot her out
now she's my ex-wife...
Better stand tall when she cheats you around
Don't bend, don't break, don't back down
just slap your wife!
she was my wife
she was the cheapest hoochie
and I didn't want see that game
I couldn't even sleep with her
(she was my wife)
God...Her crotch was like a busy highway!
My friends have said
I did the right thing
No more fear of an infection
from my (ex)wife...
Vastaukset 5
Vanhimmat
vieläkin muutama moka. No, hipoo silti täydellisyyttä [krhmm].
Ai-niin.
Kiitokset suurille innoittajilleni musiikkimaailmasta.
Mielenkiintoinen idea, vaikkakin jo loppuunkulunut. "Rakkaus on koira helvetistä"-tyyli on sinänsä puhutteleva, mutta itse runo vaikuttaa enemmänkin vain jonkin laaduttoman angstibändin lyriikoilta, joissa todistellaan omaa maskuliinisuutta ja kuinka ämmät ovat halpoja huoria, vaikka se onkin itsessään faktaa. Janis Joplinin sanoin: "women are losers, that's it. They fuck everything. If your dog has a bit money - your wife will marry him."
Mielenkiintoinen idea, vaikkakin jo loppuunkulunut. "Rakkaus on koira helvetistä"-tyyli on sinänsä puhutteleva, mutta itse runo vaikuttaa enemmänkin vain jonkin laaduttoman angstibändin lyriikoilta, joissa todistellaan omaa maskuliinisuutta ja kuinka ämmät ovat halpoja huoria, vaikka se onkin itsessään faktaa. Janis Joplinin sanoin: "women are losers, that's it. They fuck everything. If your dog has a bit money - your wife will marry him."
Oi, minähän innostuin.
Tiedätkö artistin nimeltä Bon Jovi ja kappaleen nimeltä It's My Life?
Kyllästyin ko. renkutukseen ja sanoitin sen uusiksi. Päätin tehdä siitä mauttomuudenhuipun ja ilmeisesti onnistuinkin tavoitteessani (jippii!) koska sinäkään et tästä pitänyt...