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100. DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT
Should be titled "Don't Look At This Movie". The only reason this is on the list is because I got the DVD for Christmas. Do you want to borrow it?
99. TICKS
Ticks become mutated from toxins used to grow marijuana. Then of course they attack teens.
98. SQUIRM
Lots of earthworms with odd mouth pinchers. Plus a crazy redneck with some missing fingers. There is a Mystery Science 3000 version.
97. SPACEHUNTER
A Road Warrior rip off with Molly Ringwald. Originally shot in 3-D.
96. CHINA O'BRIEN
Cynthia Rothrock (a martial arts blonde broad) kicks some booty.
95. THEY CALL ME BRUCE
A Chinese guy fools people into thinking he is a kung-fu expert.
94. FLASH GORDON
Bad acting, cheesy effects and lots of bird people. Not to mention the Queen soundtrack.
93. MANIAC COP
Bruce Campbell battles the hardly seen maniac cop.
92. THE WRAITH
Charlie Sheen gets revenge with his super ghost car against the people that killed him. It's too hard to explain. There is a 80's heavy metal soundtrack and Randy Quaid is the sheriff.
91. DAMNATION ALLEY
Jan Michael Vincent drives a futuristic R/V in this post nuclear war movie. There are extra large mutant cockroaches thrown in for some fun.
90. ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
Various sized tomatoes attack people. Who's gonna believe that tomatoes could attack anyone, eggplant maybe, but tomatoes forget it.
89. IT'S ALIVE
A mutant baby starts to attack people right out of the womb. Lots of blurry scenes. The trailer was scarier.
88. GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER
Godzilla says "give hoot don't pollute". Also, Disco was even worse in Japan in the 70's
87. OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN
Peter Weller battles a groundhog sized rat in his home. This should be higher on the list, but I'm too damn lazy to change it.
86. MOTEL HELL
A couple of rednecks bury people in the backyard to get them ready for barbecuing!
85. LEPRECHAUN
Jennifer Aniston's first role. I think this would have been better if Lisa Kudrow was in it, and David Shwimmer was the Leprechaun. This is still a pretty fun movie.
84. ALTERED STATES
A very mind trippy movie. The best part is when William Hurt (in his first role) turns into a prehistoric man. Watch it just for that or if you take drugs.
83. FROGS
This movie was shot down from where I live in Florida. It features plenty of creepy crawly varmints besides frogs, which are actually toads. Such as: snakes, spiders, lizards, turtles, birds and more snakes.
82. RAW HEAD REX
An early Clive Barker (Hellraiser) film. A big ugly nine foot demon kills folks and pees on his servant.
81. THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER
It's goofy yes, but the sword is so goofy it's cool.
80. THE BEYOND a.k.a. SEVEN DOORS OF DEATH
An Italian gross out flick with zombies from the makers of Zombie. Watch it with your grandparents.
79. TRICK OR TREAT
Skippy from Family Ties is Ragman the heavy metal kid. That gets picked on by the jocks at school. The biggest bully is the gay dude from Melrose Place. So Ragman congers up a heavy metal demon with a cassette tape that Gene Simmons gives him, then has to get rid of him. Ozzy shows up on TV as a preacher.
78. THE WARRIORS
A New York street gang is accused of offing another's leader. Lot's of different gangs in this including: a baseball uniform wearing gang and a mime gang.
77. COFFY
Where would a B-movie list be without a Pam Grier flick. Don't get in a fight with her or she'll rip your shirt off, especially if your a girl.
76. DUDES
A couple of punk rockers dress up as cowboys and indians.
75. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS
Alien slugs go in peoples mouths and turn them into killer zombies. It's fun and funny.
74. FAUST
A comic book adaption. It's pretty kooky. Don't miss the evil slut get transformed into a huge nipple leaking mess.
73. LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
Wes Craven's disturbing revenge flick. It makes Scream look like a kiddy movie.
72. SSSSS
Dirk Benedict (Faceman from the A-team) is turned into a cobra.
71. SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE
Big drills and big jugs, what else do you need?
70. WALKING TALL
Two words: Buford Pusser
69. MANIAC
This is a nasty one, but not the nastiest one. If your into gore this is the movie for you. You Freak!
68. THE FIVE DEADLY VENOMS
A chop-socky movie where the main characters know different styles of kung-fu that resemble a snake, scorpion, lizard, toad and a centipede.
67. DEADLY FRIEND
A kid's girlfriend is killed. So he brings her back to life by using parts from his robot, and of course she starts killing people. The best part is when she splatters a woman's head off with a basketball.
66. CREEPERS
A cool movie with a great heavy metal soundtrack. A girl is able to control insects with her mind. There is a gross maggot scene. The girl is played by Jennifer Connelly, who's a big star now. She just won an Oscar for best supporting actress for A Beautiful Mind. Trust me, Creepers is much more entertaining.
65. FLESH GORDON
A funny adults only parody of Buck Rogers, with bad special effects and lesbians!
64. PIRANHA
Mutant piranhas attack swimmers.
63. ZOMBIE
Although Dawn of the Dead is a better zombie flick this one does contain nudity. This movie is very disgusting, but it seems to be at almost every video store, but I don't know a soul that has seen it. Maybe, because it's located at the bottom of the shelf all the time, or maybe it's the box cover.
62. THE GATE
A pretty enjoyable movie with little demons and one big one. It stars Stephen Dorff when he was just a little brat.
61. VICE SQUAD
I know you've never heard of this movie, but why not watch something you've never heard of before. It's got Wings Hauser in it as Ramrod, an ex-MTV VJ (Nina Blackwood) gets beat with a hanger and there are plenty of other random acts of violence..
60. WAXWORK
Teens visit a haunted wax museum. The wax figures temporally come to life and try to kill them, with a werewolf, Dracula, some S&M and other gags. This is a pretty cool flick with some good FX.
59. CHAINED HEAT
Linda Blair and Sybil Danning in a girl prison movie. Women prison movies are fun for the whole family.
58. BILLY JACK
You get to see the least attractive woman in the movie naked. "Damn your pacifism"! This is a classic, but it's also very dated.
57. FOOD OF THE GODS
Big rats! That automatically makes it a classic!
56. CLASH OF THE TITANS
This has all your mythological characters. I think the script was also a myth.
55. GATER BAIT
Revenge and cut-off jeans. YEE-HAW!
54. BREEDERS
Giant rapist alien insects and plentiful nudity!
53. DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY
If you like car chases, this is your movie.
52. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK
I can give you TWO good reasons to watch this.
51. FROM BEYOND
Not to be confused with The Beyond. The Re-Animator guys try it again. Not as good but still worth checking out.
50. INVASION USA
Chuck Norris has Uzis and kicks like lightning. He protects America from Commies trying to take over.
49. H.O.T.S.
Lots of fun recreational activities done naked.
48. KALIFORNIA
Brad Pitt is the psycho in this one. He likes to snort. Not a bad movie with David Duchovny and Juliette Lewis.
47. ANGEL
High school honor student by day, hooker by night.
46. FRANKENHOOKER
An inventor that lives with his mom puts his girlfriend back together with prostitute parts after she is chopped up by his lawnmower.
45. MANIAC COP 2
This one has more maniac cop, and is better than the original.
44. SUPER FUZZ
An atom bomb explosion gives a cop super powers in this action/comedy. I loved this when I was a kid.
43. CHINESE CONNECTION
Bruce Lee kicks everybody's ass. One scene shows Bruce jumping through the air kicking a sign into that reads "No Chinese or Dogs Allowed".
42. X-TRO
Kind of a confusing movie. But the full grown man birth scene makes it worth seeing. Don't let the kiddies see this one.
41. TERROR VISION
This sci-fi/comedy is really twisted. The characters include: swinging parents, war obsessed grandpa and son, teenage punkrock daughter with heavy metal boyfriend, Elvira inspired TV host (with even bigger boobs) and a man-eating monster zapped in through the satellite dish.
40. SIX STRING SAMURAI
Man is this one ever weird! The main guy is a post apocalyptic Buddy Holly looking and a guitar playing samurai that battles strange beings such as evil bowlers.
39. SWAMPTHING
Ho Ho Ho! Green Giant!
38. THE CAR
James Brolin battles a satanic (You guessed it) car.
37. KICKBOXER
Van Damme must avenge his brother and fight one big tough son of gun!
36. BEAST MASTER
He communicates with animals and has two ferrets for friends. You could find this on WTBS almost every week a while back.
35. ALLIGATOR
A pretty good Jaws rip-off.
34. PUPPET MASTER
A movie about killer puppets. A lot of sequels followed. Chucky made guest appearances on none of them.
33. LONE WOLF MCQUADE
Chuck Norris is a Texas Marshall in this movie. Is that anything like a Texas Ranger? It's one of Chuck's cooler ass kickin' movies. David Carradine is the villain. In one scene Chuck is buried in his Ford Bronco, but escapes after he has a beer of course.
32. DEAD ALIVE
A humorous gross out zombie flick.
31. NEAR DARK
Hick vampires! This is a cool flick with Bill Paxton.
30. BRIDE OF THE RE-ANIMATOR
Let's face it not many movies can beat Re-Animator, and this one doesn't do it either. But this is still entertaining and over the top. Most of the original cast return.
29. DEATHSTALKER
This one has it all! A hero, plenty of nudity, a pig man and dwarfs.
28. 2000 MANIACS
This is one of the first gory splatter movies. Lots of deadly redneck games and dismemberment a plenty.
27. ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13
Before John Carpenter made Halloween, he made this film. You'll stay away from ice cream trucks for a while after seeing it.
26. FIST OF FURY
Originally titled The Big Boss. Bruce Lee kicks major butt after his entire family is killed by a drug smuggling crime lord and his goons.
25. DARK STAR
An entertaining sci-fi movie from John Carpenter. It goes without saying, but it's a little bit out there.
24. THE HILLS HAVE EYES
You'll find no mercy from this family of desert dwellers.
23. THE DARK BACKWARD
This is about as strange a movie can get and still be entertaining. Judd Nelson becomes a hit comic after a third arm grow out of his back. Bill Paxton is his greasy buddy that gets it on with fat chicks. One time with three at once.
22. THEY CAME FROM WITHIN
Parasites turn people into sex fiends.
21. THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM
This is one is out there. It star Hugh Grant which makes it seem a little less over the top and might fool some people into watching it that may not be prepared for how shocking some of the scenes are. It is however a good movie and the female vampire that worships a big snake is hoot.
20. HEATHERS
One of the best teen movies there is. There is humor, murder and peer pressure. Shannon Dougherty plays one of the Heathers. Christian Slater is crazy, and Winona Ryder is in the middle of them.
19. BASKET CASE
Duane and Belilal are separated Siamese twins. Belilal lives in a basket that Duane carries around. They get revenge on the doctors that separated them.
18. EVIL DEAD
All of Ash's friends are turning into wicked zombies, and the trees practice unsafe sex.
17. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
This is probably the most well known bad movie that is so bad it's entertaining. Made by none other than the infamous cross dressing Ed Wood Jr.
16. SILENT RAGE
I believe this to be Chuck Norris' most entertaining movie. He has to destroy a madman that can't be killed. This movie is like Halloween, Re-Animator and Above The Law rolled into one.
15. THE TOXIC AVENGER
This is Troma's first and most popular film. It was made to be bad on purpose. The nerdy main character is turned into muscle bound, potato faced, tutu wearing super hero. Lot's of gore, violence and tasteless humor.
14. HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS
Isn't the title enough explanation?
13. BAD TASTE
This appropriate named flick has aliens, brains falling out of a guy's head (don't worry he pushes it back in) and a big bowl of vomit gets passed around to eat.
12. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
This is like a super charged Night Of The Living Dead. It has punk rockers, a half of dog comes to life, and a great soundtrack. The zombies move real fast and can't be killed by a head shot like in other zombie flicks. Plus, they don't mess around with eating guts. They just want BRAINS!
11. ORGY OF THE DEAD
A fine Ed Wood production with more mistakes than Florida at election time.
10. WARLOCK
There's plenty of action in this flick with time travel, evil spells, fried unbaptized boy fat, gauged out eyeballs, flames that burn pure blue, souring of the milk, and salting of the leather.
9. KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
Aliens that look like clowns on acid try to take over the world. Of course, they start with a small town. It a most enjoyable film.
8. PHANTASM
Beware the Tall Man! Or he will turn you into a zombie dwarf from another dimension.
7. DAWN OF THE DEAD
Night Of The Living Dead was ahead of its time, but this sequel is way over the top. It's very gory, but not the most realistic blood. You know back in the 70's they used that light red fake blood. Which is probably a good thing, because those zombies are not worried about how much red meat they consume.
6. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
I'm sure I don't need to tell you about this movie. You already know it makes today's so called horror flicks seem about as scary as Al Roker.
5. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
The reason this is on the list is because Roger Ebert wrote it and Russ Meyer directed it. Oh yeah! There's also plenty of nudity and decapitations.
4. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
Kurt Russell is Snake Plisskin. Every guy has seen this movie, so you probably know what it's about. This is a classic but lost some of its coolness factor when they made the sequel Escape From L.A.
3. DEATH RACE 2000
A futuristic car race with David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. Where you earn points by running over people with some wild looking autos. It's Stallone's best work next to Oscar.
2. RE-ANIMATOR
Herbert West creates a formula that brings the dead back to life. The living dead are never in a good mood. No matter how they come back to life they are pissed. This is one of my all time favorites.
1. EVIL DEAD 2
This is the most fun movie ever made. The action starts after the first five minutes and never stops. It's a goofy movie, but that's the way it was intended. There are lots of mistakes but it just makes it better. You couldn't get away with that in most movies but for some reason it works in this one. The groovy main character (Ash) gets pushed to his limit. After he looses his hand due to demon possession. He attaches a chainsaw in its place and kick some living dead ass.