There were two guys working for the city council. One would dig a
hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the
other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they
were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are
putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your
partner follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a
three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
- Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
- Does killing time damage eternity?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
- Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
- Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
- Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just
whipped out a quarter?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
- If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
- If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
- If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
- If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
- If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl
Scout cookies made out of?
- If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
- If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way
they do?
- If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running
child?
- Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the
other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they
were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are
putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your
partner follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a
three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
- Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
- Does killing time damage eternity?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
- Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
- Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
- Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just
whipped out a quarter?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
- If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
- If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
- If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
- If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
- If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl
Scout cookies made out of?
- If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
- If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way
they do?
- If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running
child?
- Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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