"Attention Whore"

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Johanna Tukiaine is the most famous attention whore in a certain shitty little Christmas village of Northern Europe. She is also known as the AIDS that is killing everything that is sexy.

Whole name Mia Mari Johanna Tukiainen, born in 29th of July, 1978. She is talented singer, model and fatporn actress. Johanna's main claim to fame was her "epic trolling" which caused one of the Finnish goverment officials ( Ilkka Kanerva) to loose his job, last thursday at 2008.

Lap dancer Johanna Tukiainen and known ladies man Ilkka Kanerva had an affair few years ago, which eventually led Kanerva to sending numerous nasty messages to Johanna in hopes of getting some fat pussy. Desperate attention whore like she is, Johanna the dirty little cunt saw a golden opportunity rising within the situation: thus she proceeded to BAAAAAAWWWWWW in all possible forms of media about the nasty messages, even though Johanna was totally asking for it. Eventually her sob story of being almost raped gained major attention in the media and the Finnish Goverment official was getting bombarded with questions and wild speculations regarding the situation between the two.

After few weeks, the whole situation got totally out of hand and Ilkka was fired from his job. So began the legend of Johanna "Tuksu" Tukiainen, who became the most talked person in this side of Duke Nukem Forever.

This of course caused major butthurt, drama and lulz all accross the world and led various other famewhores to pop into the media, claiming that Ilkka had send dirty messages to them as well, but at this point, nobody gave a fuck anymore.

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