Mutta mitä kuuluu Martinalle?

Mara esiintyy tangomarkkinoilla.

Soittaa nahkahuilua.

Martina Aitolehti on roskaohjelmien vakioroska.

Taitaa olla vaikeat ajat edessä. Työnteko ja koulutus eivät koskaan ole kuuluneet tämän keski-ikäisen parin pikkulapsen äidin elämään. Peruskoulu käyty ja sitten jo seiskan tissitytöksi. Yleinen naurun aihe, täysin itse ansaittua. Julkisuuskuva omituinen, jatkuvaa asioiden vääristelyä, suoraa valehtelua. Miksi se sitä tekee, ei ymmärrä.

Here are a list of rules in which one must follow when using the hashtag:

1. Hashtag use is only permitted on Twitter. MAYBE, just maybe, there will be a time when you can use it on Facebook. Like when posting a 'hilarious' status where you hashtag is humorous. However, this should only be done once. Maybe twice if you spread your Facebook hashtag use out by six months.

2. Don't put too many words together for no reason. For example, #ihadabaddayihatemylife is a horrible way to use a hashtag. Not only is no one going to click on it (that is -- if you're using it on Twitter), but no one is going read it. You will lose followers if you constantly tweet this nonsense.

3. Do not use too many hashtags in one tweet. One or two are fine -- maybe 3 if they are short and promoting an article (or 4 if the hashtagged words are being used in a sentence). But no one wants to read a tweet full of blue, clickable words.

4. Do not hashtag the same thing in everything you tweet. Perhaps you have some rando catch phrase to promote your site, your band, or yourself... But if you're hashtagging it in every tweet, people will unfollow you (if you actually have followers in the first place). This isn't Facebook where someone has to go through the awkward (and now extremely hard) process of defriending... On Twitter, no one knows... unless you go all hardcore and spend 15 minutes trying to find out if @friend is still following you. #notworthit (