Esko Aho has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Esko Aho thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" Esko Aho said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Esko Aho.
The devil opened a third door. In it Esko Aho saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Esko Aho looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said..."OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Esko Aho thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" Esko Aho said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Esko Aho.
The devil opened a third door. In it Esko Aho saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Esko Aho looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said..."OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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