Pörölänmäkiläinen kenkäkauppias

A shoe salesman from Pörölänmäki, who had grown tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.
He had passed the exam, and gone through the rigorous training that police departments require.
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."