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I end up my promising political career and change the occupation.
Here is my Political charity to Finland - the perspective is small
-on the other hand it is genuine.


Narrator: “I was raised in a home, where the kids, the idiots, seemed to need daily orders to know what to do to do the correct. I figured out- 40 years- what to do with this experience. I decided - on behalf of You- - it belongs to everybody. In the below rehearsal script - well it probably is such -there is 9 characters issuing claims and overboard critics towards the Finnish Social and Labour ministry. The characters are lousy - while they never had time to grow up peacefully. I am one of them.”

Host 1 (boy): “Ok. Thank You Jim. Opening us Your heart. This is pretty embarrassing but lets try to move on... The next episodes are extracts of the Reality TV-Show “Men in celibacy wants to talk dirty”

Host 2 (girl): We have few male´s from Finland. They are there on the studio background..hi Boys You are still there??...Okey..
we decided to gather “The Men in Celibacy” to studio and test
whether they really are genuine celibate..

Host 1 (boy): If You wonder how we are going to find that out we planned several tests

Host 2 (girl): Oh Yes we did Jack..and one of the funniest...

Host 1 (boy): ..was that we watch their way to deliver the speech under the stress situation

Host 2 (girl): in our first episode in this week which handles the oncoming parliament elections of Finland 2007.

Host 1 (boy): we simply ask them to say something.

Host 2 (girl): The trends seems to be lately..A lot of independent candidates ...outside of the established parties and party-discipline

Host 1 (boy): whatsoever..

Host 2 (girl): are expected to take part t the elections. Here is some of them from our candidates

Host 1 (boy): Pam, won´t You tell whta the winner gets?

Host 2 (girl): Not yet Jack..ok here is our Independent parliament elective no 1.

Host 1 (boy): Independent parliament elective no 1. likes to speak of the quality. He make a speech, which is of: “Quality of the Marginal Issues & Humour”


“Independent parliament elective no 1.: “..Writing to internet on the local matters (in here from Finland..we have once again elections..
this time parliament one..
I even dreamed I would have been a candidate..a good one..or at least one of my role character might have
been ..in some movie I guess..

I would have had so much to say..about health..about society..getting older..getting wiser..however..
I just can´t seem to find the files no more. I have moved so many times in my life...
if I only would remember from where?

Oh no, to be an aging artist...an amateur one...it is really hard.
I even prepared some humour texts..at time ago..well on my own opinion..
they described funnily..well the sun in taurus personality.

It´s an astrology..okey..I guess You have not heard it..
too much I mean..

You would like to hear it?

Okey.. Writing to internet on the local matters is potentially as difficult ( and as rewarding) as
yelling to the things meant for the spouse on the middle of the full market square..


So my internet writing considers actually the matters which I am only personally interested.
I want a better life but have no idea how to achieve it ...with a
minimum budget..which is..what do I got..well 5 euros..

So..perhaps writing into to internet will help.
... a big cheque.

I mean a cheque..even a smaller one!!

..it has a psychiatric meaning!!,it has psycho-somatic meaning!!,it has even anatomic meaning!.
it will renew the life.Better than sex...at old age at least.
It IS THE LIFE...I mean at the old age at least

If You will give me the cheque I will prove it to You.
Wanna see it in real?


Host 1 (boy): “Ok. Thank You Independent parliament candidate number one..

Host 2 (girl): that was really exciting at leats I was taken.
Now we have Independent parliament elective no 2 . He is one of the 18 celibate cabndidates as well he likes to do speech as well.

Host 1 (boy): His speech is..where is the gag?..no actually it is..
“Going to the parliament elections in 2007 in Finland”

Independent parliament elective no 2 “Globally speaking, We Finns have pretty well the things in our country. It tend
to make us short-sighted on this. It is allways good to know other cultures. However, to be frank personally I would have liked to have better healthcare in Finland. After all the present one ruined my life.
So I guess I have a free word to use on the elections.

The point one is that putting a extra dollar or euro to the poor persons hand is pure magic..
..it will reduce the taxation..howveer only in Finland...which is due the unhappy present ways
to organise taxation resources in our country.. We who live in Santa Claus country..(I have no idea in how many countries
Santa will live..and where he will spent Summer Holidays)..we have voted us an legislation which
keeps us all "in a sufficient health" which means we dare to ask for it free and our government dare to lie
us back it is "sufficient". On the result of all this co-dependency we put up a pretty good fight
on the Russians if they once again try to invade in. The ratio is so far something 15-1
in favour for Finns.

While the lies has been as huge no one has cared to concentrate on the logistics of the Finnish
Taxation Euro. Hardly there is a citizen who knows where it is rolling. The amount of the bureaucracy
is such there is work for an consultant to advice juror where to find specific issues from law books.
In our law books, they are written but somebody forgot to put the table of contents.

But this is a developing democracy. I have accept it and so is every Finn.
A few decades ago there was decided to put rivalry between the
growing of the bureaucracy see-saw battle of the Finnish Taxation Euro puts
1 euro out from the societal grant of a poor and while this ministry will win in their budget
the Health Care ministry will pay out 2 to 3 euros for more the rest of the life of the damaged poor, whose health
is not-sufficient.

My personal promise to the Finnish Tax Payer is simple. If You vote me, You will make savings.

My promises are:

1. I will vote against the inner rivalry between the Social and Health Ministry.

2. I will vote for researching the logistics of Finnish bureaucratic
money system to find an extra markka..I mean Euro..to poor means tax reduction to the rich.

Host 1 (boy): “Ok. Thank You very much Independent parliament candidate number ...numer two.

Host 2 (girl): Fabulous. I wonder where the electives get such an fantastic ideas. I mean how great it would be living in a Finland.

Host 1 (boy): Well I would not say it is probably a freezing hell in the winters

Host 2 (girl): Do we really have to hear..

Host 1 (boy): Now we have Independent parliament elective no 3 . he likes to do speech as well..he tries to get into parliament with the strategy of reevaling the psychiatric science is not as good and valid as physics

Host 2 (girl): Okey..lets go for a commercial brake

Host 1 (boy): Let´s do that..You pretty..little bitch..

Host 2 (girl): Shut the mic Mike..

Host 1 (boy): Jack..jackass





6th November 2006
Janne Huttunen

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