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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what
we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of
people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So,
here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are.
France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no
longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
me'" - If you agree with the above forward it to friends Till They All
Come Home
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what
we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of
people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So,
here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are.
France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no
longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
me'" - If you agree with the above forward it to friends Till They All
Come Home
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Vanhimmat
silloin kun se kytkeytyy pohjattomaan tekopyhyyteen ja typeryyteen, ei enää ole sarkasmia. Se on yksinkertaisesti typeryyttä. Niin on mm. tämä pastattu mr. Robin Williams'in "rauhansuunnitelma".