Oululainen viihdetaiteilija Veikko Ponnar laulaa viimeisen tangon miehelle joka särki hänen sydämensä, Tepolle.
Teppo, you'll be a woman... soon
I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you Teppo and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for
But if they get their chance they'll end it for sure
Surely would
Baby I've done all I could
Now it's up to you...
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon but soon, you'll need a man
Teppo, you'll be a woman... soon
I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you Teppo and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for
But if they get their chance they'll end it for sure
Surely would
Baby I've done all I could
Now it's up to you...
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Teppo, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon but soon, you'll need a man
Vastaukset 1
Vanhimmat
Onko Teppo sukupuolenvaihdosleikkauksessa, kun ei ole "miehestä" kuulunut mitään viime viikkoina? Jos olet, niin onnittelut Tepolle sen takia, että vihdoin unelmasi toteutuu ja kirurgi napsaisee puutarhasaksilla peniksesi pois! Oletko testamentannut elimesi lääketieteelle vai luovutatko sen jollekin onnelliselle vastaanottajalle? Uuden omistajan pitääkin totutella siihen monta kuukautta, sillä selkähän siinä tulee kipeäksi, kun yhtäkkiä joutuu kannattelemaan 26-senttistä jötikkää, jonka painoa voi vain arvailla...