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kaikkien kukkien kukkia, tiedä kuinka tärkeä moinen harrastus hänelle?

Sitä paitsi sehän on tasapuolista, jos kaikille palstoille tuo sanomaansa julki :)

Jokaisella meillä tulee olla sen verran hyvät "suodattimet", että erotamme selvät provot ja proivoiluyritykset, emmekä lähde niihin mukaan, saatikka anna niiden vaikuttaa omaan mielipiteeseemme.

mutta ymmärrätkö sinä mitä tässä lukee,, minä ymmärrän..

Are you a Finn or a foreigner?
We give you now a full opportunity to convert to a Swede. The only thing that you have to do, is to participate in best Swedish language courses and pass the exams. We recommend you to participate in language-baths, where you and your family will be brainwashed away from Finnishness and you will get your new Swedish identity. Even Gipsies and Niggers will have the opportunity to Swedishness, because we apply åpårtheid based on cultural and linguistic properties, and not so much on biological issues. Indeed, we are trafficking into Finland many rapidly reproducing Muslim and other immigrants, which we immediately register as Swedish-speakers in order to get higher statistical shares.

Your benefit: You will have equal rights to study in the Swedish universities and their faculties. Naturally, you’ll still then have full rights to study everywhere where the Finns study, too. You will have eligibility to all public vacancies, also to those, where only Swedes are permitted. Only some most secret posts will be held in hands of true Swedes. You will have special services and discounts also in biggest Swedish banks and departments stores. You should understand that as an adult, you will have some restrictions though. But your converted children, who are fully brainwashed, will have full Swedish rights, the pride of SWEDES ONLY.

We have though noticed that even some children in brainwashing (language bath) still remain their Finnish identity. That is why, we have to restrict their rights to Swedishness like in popular sport contest ”Stafett karneval” SWEDES ONLY. We have to ensure that converted Swedish-speaking children do not outnumber true Swedes. The policy, however, serves well our strategy. Brainwashed children will see that there are better children, true Swedish children, and they will do anything to reach the status of a fully approved Swede. We can give talented children challenging tasks like killing their Finnish parents (symbolically) so that they totally will join the true Swedishness.

For those inferior people, who claim that this is wrong, we say: Don’t worry, if you cannot get into the university, tennis court, swimming pool while speaking Finnish, you can always purify from your dirty Finnish language and culture, change your identity, grade by grade, you will be more and more Swedish, and one day you will get into many places which are for SWEDES ONLY. So you have an opportunity, use it!

You never have to pay us, we pay you!
We are perhaps the only NGO in the world, which is not begging your money. Finns pay all of our costs!
Instead, we will pay you, if you join our militant operations: scholarships, awards, well-paid jobs with amply free time to do what you want to do, etc.
We need more Internet crackers and misinformants, we’ll pay nicely. Your duty would be to perform sabotage in Internet like in Wikipedia, blogs and discussion forums.
Perhaps, we do not need physical violence workers, like in history, we had to kill hundreds of thousands of Finns with varying methods, typically in wars, were it seemed innocent from our side.
Finnish Government pays us directly and indirectly tens of million Euros every year.
We earn from our businesses billions of Euros annually.
Finns and Swedes, some differences
Finns are hard workers - Swedes are good masters.
Finns are like dogs, they need a master and they truly are loyal servants.
In ice-hockey, Finns can win Swedes only, if they have a Swedish coach.
And when Sweden took over Sonera Telecom, Nordea Bank and Enso Wood Products, they truly sent us more money! They also pay all costs of their bilingualism. They send piles of money to Åland. Stupid Finns are!
STOP being a loser Finn - convert to a Swede.

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mutta ymmärrätkö sinä mitä tässä lukee,, minä ymmärrän..

Are you a Finn or a foreigner?
We give you now a full opportunity to convert to a Swede. The only thing that you have to do, is to participate in best Swedish language courses and pass the exams. We recommend you to participate in language-baths, where you and your family will be brainwashed away from Finnishness and you will get your new Swedish identity. Even Gipsies and Niggers will have the opportunity to Swedishness, because we apply åpårtheid based on cultural and linguistic properties, and not so much on biological issues. Indeed, we are trafficking into Finland many rapidly reproducing Muslim and other immigrants, which we immediately register as Swedish-speakers in order to get higher statistical shares.

Your benefit: You will have equal rights to study in the Swedish universities and their faculties. Naturally, you’ll still then have full rights to study everywhere where the Finns study, too. You will have eligibility to all public vacancies, also to those, where only Swedes are permitted. Only some most secret posts will be held in hands of true Swedes. You will have special services and discounts also in biggest Swedish banks and departments stores. You should understand that as an adult, you will have some restrictions though. But your converted children, who are fully brainwashed, will have full Swedish rights, the pride of SWEDES ONLY.

We have though noticed that even some children in brainwashing (language bath) still remain their Finnish identity. That is why, we have to restrict their rights to Swedishness like in popular sport contest ”Stafett karneval” SWEDES ONLY. We have to ensure that converted Swedish-speaking children do not outnumber true Swedes. The policy, however, serves well our strategy. Brainwashed children will see that there are better children, true Swedish children, and they will do anything to reach the status of a fully approved Swede. We can give talented children challenging tasks like killing their Finnish parents (symbolically) so that they totally will join the true Swedishness.

For those inferior people, who claim that this is wrong, we say: Don’t worry, if you cannot get into the university, tennis court, swimming pool while speaking Finnish, you can always purify from your dirty Finnish language and culture, change your identity, grade by grade, you will be more and more Swedish, and one day you will get into many places which are for SWEDES ONLY. So you have an opportunity, use it!

You never have to pay us, we pay you!
We are perhaps the only NGO in the world, which is not begging your money. Finns pay all of our costs!
Instead, we will pay you, if you join our militant operations: scholarships, awards, well-paid jobs with amply free time to do what you want to do, etc.
We need more Internet crackers and misinformants, we’ll pay nicely. Your duty would be to perform sabotage in Internet like in Wikipedia, blogs and discussion forums.
Perhaps, we do not need physical violence workers, like in history, we had to kill hundreds of thousands of Finns with varying methods, typically in wars, were it seemed innocent from our side.
Finnish Government pays us directly and indirectly tens of million Euros every year.
We earn from our businesses billions of Euros annually.
Finns and Swedes, some differences
Finns are hard workers - Swedes are good masters.
Finns are like dogs, they need a master and they truly are loyal servants.
In ice-hockey, Finns can win Swedes only, if they have a Swedish coach.
And when Sweden took over Sonera Telecom, Nordea Bank and Enso Wood Products, they truly sent us more money! They also pay all costs of their bilingualism. They send piles of money to Åland. Stupid Finns are!
STOP being a loser Finn - convert to a Swede.

oampahan on asiasi. En edes ota osaa..

lantalainen kirjoitti:

kaikkien kukkien kukkia, tiedä kuinka tärkeä moinen harrastus hänelle?

Sitä paitsi sehän on tasapuolista, jos kaikille palstoille tuo sanomaansa julki :)

Jokaisella meillä tulee olla sen verran hyvät "suodattimet", että erotamme selvät provot ja proivoiluyritykset, emmekä lähde niihin mukaan, saatikka anna niiden vaikuttaa omaan mielipiteeseemme.

paskassa kukka kukkii enemmän :))