Horrible Finland

10 Reasons why GOD HATES FINLAND ??????????????????????????


ARE YOU the GOD?

Get away from Finland if you do not like this country!

Is just me or is that flag wrong colour??

about finnish men;
it was "once upon the time"
i want to tell this ..it is not a story..it is from reality...

i get a friend..ok..it was he..and i m woman
so

we met
oooh so much hope in the air

he steaks me coces..so sweets
and ..after some talkings...we made" it"...in his bedroom
all was so fantastic and romantic
so..we want meet agen

agen
and agen
then..he called me..; baby..if You cold take me..some drinks..
i pay..ofcorse i pay it to You
so i travelled to him some ..about 100 kilometes...bying ticets..by myself and a botle of alcohol with me
we had so fun...so fun
then there comes that other day
and meeting
he had drunked all his alcohol
and wanted to taste if i had cood one
so
he taked one..other, third....then he sayed
ohh,,my dear..if You want some, take from my icebox
ok..ofcorse i want to get to same atmosfär--and wanted to take some
but what i saw...!
my botle was empty..and there was left..only those...whic he just told me
he needs in the morning
jeees..jees and ok
oooh so romantic evening
he wants some love ..with me
ok
sooo romantic....
he kissed me....and..then he slept on my body

in the morning...he asked me
baby we need some food
and it is so, that i have taked some öööl
and could not drive, if You..my love,,,,wold drive us to
market...?
so..i drived there
h,mm.. hmmm , milk, meat,,,ofcorse meat!, and some to drink
one, two,,six...oh it is same to take 24 pack
I TAKE it..jees
so he taked 24 botles backage
and ..that meat
"Chup, chip, cHT"... and so on
then,,he aseked..oooh my love,,,You want some
jees jees....
so.....this is my last...! what in hell we do now..
ok..i take a call to my friends , they could to help us
afer some hours we had wean
that the greates wean
boxone
so....i taked it...and twice and third
oooooooooh my stomac
ooooh my stomac.!!!!..it has so much pains
so big pains..help me ...help me!!!
i m surely happy i got medicines with me
i took some..and pains realesed

so ..we continued....the romantic evening
i couldn take anything to my mouth, so i had time to listen his stroy
the thousands time
"oh You see my partment..this is so new..expencive,,,and as You see, i have, jes here so expencive things...look to this..and this and this..." and here You see these expencive and beautiful jewelry..oh..so beautiful as Your eyes...these ones i byed to my ex...but You could to get them now...my love "

so we make love..had so romantic moments
and he..he slept agen on my body

but before that..he called al his friends..."helloooou..how are You...do You know..i m here with the beautifullest girl...she is sooooo beautifull..soooo beautifull..we wold meet in the summer ?" "

so...he snored ..and snored...i MUST to move him away ...so i could to take some air..

so romantic


i thought..."how here smells so good...i nearly get a headeak...?..."
i tryed to find out...
and finaly i found...a WC freshning ....it was on the bed...

oooooh soooo romantic and fresh

finnish men are soo lovely and romantic

after i sayed him ..this is now..all inaf to me..he call and begs those beautiful jewelrys back...