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Tuskin sentään yhden englannin aineen (tai sen
puuttumisen) takia olet mennyttä kalua. Jos et
osaa englantia, opiskele sitä. Rehellisenä
ihmisenä vituttaa tuollainen "en jaksa opiskella
mutta haluan hyvän arvosanan"-pelleily.

It was one cold saturday morning when I desided
to fix my car. Main problem seemed to be in fuel
system but I didn't know what. I started to check
every possible "thing" that could cause the
problem. Finally, after 10 hours work, I found
the reason. It was fuel systems black box that
gave false signals. Timing was totally wrong.
Fuel and spark never met in cylinder. New box was
too expensive to buy. Only I could do was to sell
my car.

And I lived happily ever after.

Once upon time there was a man called Jesus. I
won't tell you the whole story about that man as
you most likely know the version that is told in
the Bible. I will tell you the facts that are not
written in the bible, the secret part of the
story.

After being crucified and taken into the cave he
was taken into a flying sauser and his body was
frozen for the future.

A little over 1900 years later his body was taken
out of the freezer and he was waken up. He was
named Osama bin Laden. Then he was carefully
educated for his new ordeal. The rest of the story
is again written history, so it is no use telling
it as you already know it.

It is very carefully kept secret that Mr bin Laden
is actually Jesus, so I wish you will not tell
anyone what I have just told you. I hope you are
able to keep the secret.

Rukoile niin kyllähän jumala auttaa kun vain
uskot oikasti. Jeesaahan jumala murhamiehiäkin ja
hörhöjä ja kun jumalalla on sitä aikaa niin
tottakai sinun asiasi menee sen asioista ekana
hoidettaviin eli päivystys tapauksena jumal
hoitaa tuon sinun asiasi.