> Esko Aho has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
> devil is waiting for him.
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list
> but I have no room for you.
> You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
> do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
> let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
> I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Esko Aho thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
>
> The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
> pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
> over and
>
> over. Such was his fate in hell.
> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
> don't
>
> think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
> All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it George saw Bill Clinton lying on
> the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in
> spread eagle pose.
> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Esko Aho
> looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I
> can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said..."OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
> devil is waiting for him.
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list
> but I have no room for you.
> You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
> do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
> let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
> I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Esko Aho thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
>
> The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
> pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
> over and
>
> over. Such was his fate in hell.
> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
> don't
>
> think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
> All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it George saw Bill Clinton lying on
> the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in
> spread eagle pose.
> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Esko Aho
> looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I
> can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said..."OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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