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There were 3 good arguments that
Jesus was Black:

1.He called everyone "brother"
2.He liked Gospel
3.He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:

1.He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:

1.He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:

1.He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all
--- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1.He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

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