Flop Stars ei toimi

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"Simon Can't Sing" (words & music by Ari Vainio, all rights reserved)

I don't wanna be an American Idol
I don't wanna be on a magazine cover
But I wouldn't say no to one million dollars
Would U?

I wrote me a song and it's not about love
I don't give a damn if U tell me it sucks
I won't pretend I'm someone else
Could U?

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black

I don't need fame from a marketing putz
15 minutes never gonna be enough
I didn't get here overnight
Should U?

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's wearing black now)

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's always wearing black)

Do U think UR cool?
Do U think U rule?
Do U think UR hot because UR on a TV show?
UR on a TV show!

I don't wanna sing for a soda pop ad
I won't sell out 4 a big lump of cash
I'd rather piss off everyone
Like U!

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's wearing black now)

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's always wearing black)
Simon, Simon can't sing

Nyt pitäisi enää vain tietää, kuka on Sara Nunes :)

Juttu vain on se, että Simonin ei tarvitse osata laulaa tai tanssia. Simon on saanut ohjelmista ihan tarpeeksi julkisuutta jotta on tienannut oikein kivat rahat ja malli- ym. typysiä riittää talutettavaksi.

Mitä opimme tästä? Ja mitä - HUOM - teidän höpsyköiden, jotka menette mukaan kaikenmaailman popstarseihin, pitäisi oppia..? Todellinen julkisuus ja ne Suuret Rahat liikkuvat niiden käsissä, jotka tekvät näitä ohjelmia, ei niiden, jotka ruusunpunaiset lasit silmillä ilmoittautuvat niihin...