Jumala chatissa

Tuo tyyppi ei provosoitunut mistään, eikä lakannut kesken kaiken; niinpä hänen täytyy olla keskiverto ihmistä jumalallisempi?

Onko robotti lähempänä Jumalaa kuin ihminen?

Me:
hello again god
God:
Hello there. Again, GOD rules.
Me:
guess who?
God:
Who?
Me:
you dont know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
you dont know everything god?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.

Eipä ole ainakaan kaikkitietävä tuo jumala tuolla, vaikka kolme kertaa kävin moikkaamassa, niin ei silti muistanut minua, eikä edes arvannut kuka olen.

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
You are a male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

huomaa että kyse on kristinuskon Jumalasta! :):):):):):)

Me:
What do you think of Bush?
God:
President of the United States.

Me:
What do you think of Finland?
God:
A place where you can buy anything for five bucks.

Me:
what do you think about abortion?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
what do you think about atheists?
God:
I would do a search for it.

Me:
Do you believe in evolution?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.