Tämä on kirjoitettu siksi että saataisiin vihdoinkin loppu tähän “evosotaan” ja uskoisimme kaikki kiltisti evoluutioon, saisimme karsittua kreationismin myrkyn pois ihmisiä vahingoittamasta ja ettei tarvitse enää näistäkään tapella.
Evolution4Dummies
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• Only naturalistic explanation for origins of life is true and because God cannot been explained in naturalistic ways means that God cannot exist!
• Homology in biological structures or in genes never point to common designer its always a evidence of evolution history.
• Learn how to use “ ”-marks efficiently in words like “designed”, “information”, “molecule-machine”. This will avoid to get to the false conclusion that there actually can be an Intelligent Designer behind those.
• Always remember say “Evolution is Fact!” keep repeating that like a mantra and you will be free for annoying doubts.
• Natural selection is a magic wand which generates new information necessary for new complex organism and species, try not to get confused that natural selection actually reduces information.
• Don’t be sad that if you are too old to believe in Santa or Fairy Tails. Now there is a new fairy tail for grownups! Its called Evolution! And nobody laughs on you if you believe hole shit!
http://www.evolutionfairytale.com/images/evolution.gif
• Remember if you cant see, smell or hear the Designer then one cannot exist. Logic is outstanding! There is no other way to find out, if the one exists.
• Chemical evolution is fact because nobody and more importantly I haven’t seen a God.
• Design = Random Chance
• Remember that all doubts about evolution become always from religious background( with some weird/sick back thoughts). A normal person will never have any doubts concerning about evolution.
• Remember that there is no problem that all material, physical laws, fine-tuning and information came out of nothing and for no reason, without any cause. And same goes to you, you came from nothing and you are here for no reason, Cool isn’t it!
Problems with creationist arguments?
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Quickly turn conversation out of science and choose one of these ultimate techniques:
• Start mugging the creationist as religious fundamentalist (even if he is just a plain agnostic)
• Start talking about Bible, fairy tails and tell that all Jews are stupid.
• Keep saying that “Evolution is Fact”, that will work!
• Start talking something complete out of issue.
• Say that if you cannot see, smell or hear God, then it cannot exist.
• Start mugging creationist as flat-earther (even if he is a plain agnostic)
• Every one must accept evolution as a fact, any other way of thinking cannot been tolerated. It is important to accept evolutionary history of life to have normal life, to be a smart and happy.
• Evolution is a proven fact, not just one philosophy, even it cannot been demonstrated in laboratory
• Any change in biological systems proves the history of evolution happened in real life. If a bacteria became immune against antibiotics it proves also molecules to man evolution. No extra proves needed!
• There is no evidence against evolution (repeat evolution is Fact mantra if it helps).
• Nothing can be against evolution theory because evolution is fact and facts cannot been falsified in science!
• Nothing bad had ever come about teaching evolution as fact, especially in moral, human rights or race issues.
How to be a good science teacher in a grade school?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Remember to repeat verse “Evolution is Fact!” and “Evolution did it!” and “It has been developed!”.
• Don’t ever think about talking about ID or there may be a different possibility or you will be fired at the same second.
• Use evolution propaganda textbooks, pictures like haeckels false embryo drawings, tree of life, evolution of man.
• Never bring extra material to biology classes, not even from mainstream science journals, they cant be very misleading from true light of evolution.
• You can always lie about evidences of evolution if it helps. It have actually done several times in our history (remember Piltdown?).
Be proud of your self you have now class full of evolutionist and even atheist. And all those children are now happy for their meaningless of life. Thx to you!
Answers against the Bible:
----------------------------------------------
• There definitely cannot be an afterlife because we have earlier proven that there is no God and God does not exist, if I don’t believe in him. Nobody haven’t become to tell about afterlife and even if one will come I will never believe him! Victorious!
• Followers of Jesus Christ were just stupid grave stealers who were killed and tortured for nothing(because of their stupidity). They were actually insane and maybe even Evil!?
• Nothing good can come about laws of God and Christianity, not for community or single person.
If you have read this paper and learned it then you are now fully qualified evolutionist!
Congratulations! I hope you became as a grade school teacher to share our truth about the fact of evolution to helpless children!
Provohan tää!
Evolution4Dummies
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• Only naturalistic explanation for origins of life is true and because God cannot been explained in naturalistic ways means that God cannot exist!
• Homology in biological structures or in genes never point to common designer its always a evidence of evolution history.
• Learn how to use “ ”-marks efficiently in words like “designed”, “information”, “molecule-machine”. This will avoid to get to the false conclusion that there actually can be an Intelligent Designer behind those.
• Always remember say “Evolution is Fact!” keep repeating that like a mantra and you will be free for annoying doubts.
• Natural selection is a magic wand which generates new information necessary for new complex organism and species, try not to get confused that natural selection actually reduces information.
• Don’t be sad that if you are too old to believe in Santa or Fairy Tails. Now there is a new fairy tail for grownups! Its called Evolution! And nobody laughs on you if you believe hole shit!
http://www.evolutionfairytale.com/images/evolution.gif
• Remember if you cant see, smell or hear the Designer then one cannot exist. Logic is outstanding! There is no other way to find out, if the one exists.
• Chemical evolution is fact because nobody and more importantly I haven’t seen a God.
• Design = Random Chance
• Remember that all doubts about evolution become always from religious background( with some weird/sick back thoughts). A normal person will never have any doubts concerning about evolution.
• Remember that there is no problem that all material, physical laws, fine-tuning and information came out of nothing and for no reason, without any cause. And same goes to you, you came from nothing and you are here for no reason, Cool isn’t it!
Problems with creationist arguments?
---------------------------------------------
Quickly turn conversation out of science and choose one of these ultimate techniques:
• Start mugging the creationist as religious fundamentalist (even if he is just a plain agnostic)
• Start talking about Bible, fairy tails and tell that all Jews are stupid.
• Keep saying that “Evolution is Fact”, that will work!
• Start talking something complete out of issue.
• Say that if you cannot see, smell or hear God, then it cannot exist.
• Start mugging creationist as flat-earther (even if he is a plain agnostic)
• Every one must accept evolution as a fact, any other way of thinking cannot been tolerated. It is important to accept evolutionary history of life to have normal life, to be a smart and happy.
• Evolution is a proven fact, not just one philosophy, even it cannot been demonstrated in laboratory
• Any change in biological systems proves the history of evolution happened in real life. If a bacteria became immune against antibiotics it proves also molecules to man evolution. No extra proves needed!
• There is no evidence against evolution (repeat evolution is Fact mantra if it helps).
• Nothing can be against evolution theory because evolution is fact and facts cannot been falsified in science!
• Nothing bad had ever come about teaching evolution as fact, especially in moral, human rights or race issues.
How to be a good science teacher in a grade school?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Remember to repeat verse “Evolution is Fact!” and “Evolution did it!” and “It has been developed!”.
• Don’t ever think about talking about ID or there may be a different possibility or you will be fired at the same second.
• Use evolution propaganda textbooks, pictures like haeckels false embryo drawings, tree of life, evolution of man.
• Never bring extra material to biology classes, not even from mainstream science journals, they cant be very misleading from true light of evolution.
• You can always lie about evidences of evolution if it helps. It have actually done several times in our history (remember Piltdown?).
Be proud of your self you have now class full of evolutionist and even atheist. And all those children are now happy for their meaningless of life. Thx to you!
Answers against the Bible:
----------------------------------------------
• There definitely cannot be an afterlife because we have earlier proven that there is no God and God does not exist, if I don’t believe in him. Nobody haven’t become to tell about afterlife and even if one will come I will never believe him! Victorious!
• Followers of Jesus Christ were just stupid grave stealers who were killed and tortured for nothing(because of their stupidity). They were actually insane and maybe even Evil!?
• Nothing good can come about laws of God and Christianity, not for community or single person.
If you have read this paper and learned it then you are now fully qualified evolutionist!
Congratulations! I hope you became as a grade school teacher to share our truth about the fact of evolution to helpless children!
Provohan tää!
Vastaukset 5
Vanhimmat
Jotenkin tuli mieleen noita lueskellessa, että nuohan ovat aika tavanomaisia nykyevolutionistien argumentteja.
Nämä ehkä uupuivat listasta:
- Enemmistö kannattaa evoluutiota, joten se on totta
- Antaa ajan kulua, aika tekee kaiken
- Sattuman kautta syntyy varmasti jossain vaiheessa nykyinen maailma
- Tiede, tiede, tiede, pseu.. ohohh siis tiede ja vielä kerran tiede, sen nimissä evoluutio etenee ja on edetäkseen
Mitäpä jos vielä esittäisitte perusteltuja argumentteja?
Ainiin! Eihän sellaista opeteta raamattuopiston hihhulilinjalla.
Vaikka teemulle tuossa alempana.
Ja niitä vastaamattomia asiakysymyksiä löytyy jokaisen suomen kretun tarpeiksi. Olisos teitä peräti viisi tai kuusi kahelia jotka tänne avaudutte?
Uskovaiset eivät osaa siis äidinkieltään. Sitä se raamantunlukeminen teettää. Pikaluvullakin virheet suorastaan hyppivät silmille - "fairytail" oli kerrassaan hauska!
Tai sitten kreationistiltamme on jäänyt koulu väliin. Ei, häneltä on kenties jäänyt koulu väliin ja tietämättömänä sitten alkanut uskoa kreationismiin.
2 satu fairy tale
http://efe.scape.net/index.php
kirjoitetaan erikseen.
ainoastaan linkissä se on kirjoitettu yhteen sattuneesta syystä.
Tiedän että englantini on prseestä, mutta ei voi mitään. Tekeepä tekstistä hauskemman ;D
t.ent. evolutionisti